23 Apr 2010

“Your papers, please…”

      Arizona Governor Janice K Brewer has signed Senate Bill 1070 into law – empowering all cops in Arizona to detain, without warrant, any person unable to prove their US citizenship. The entire text of the law can be found here  http://www.azleg.gov/legtext/49leg/2r/bills/sb1070s.pdf Here is the “Papers….please” paragraph.  A LAW

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14 Apr 2010

3rd Grade Class saved from the evils of *GASP* Crossdressing!

Dog forbid 'Little Johnny' wear any article of clothing even remotely associated with stereotypically female attire.  A New Jersey Elementary class, while studying Women's History Month, was given the assignment to portray how women's fashions and clothing had evolved through history.  Since kids learn well from active 'hands on' involvement, the teacher

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25 Mar 2010

Huge, Organized, International Child Sex Ring Exposed

Authorities worldwide were stunned this week by the revelation that a massive international ring of pedophiles has been preying on children – apparantly with impunity – for many decades. Allegations of sexual abuse have arisen from all corners of the globe and may well number in the tens of thousands.

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23 Mar 2010

Let’s help the Republican’s repeal the Health Care Bill – really.

But let's see if they are really committed to this.   I suggest that some brave Democrat introduce a bill which repeals the element ending discrimination against children with pre-existing conditions.  Just that element.  And challenge the Republicans to vote for it.   Then, a bill repealing the anti recission

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19 Mar 2010

Text of the actual Health Care Bill – Right Wing Lies Exposed

We have listened to 16 months of lies, distortions, fear mongering and just plain nutty crap from the Right Wing, from paid corporate funded “grass roots” groups, from Fox News and all their toadies and lickspittles and from rich white men who fear losing control.   Well today the entire

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09 Feb 2010

The shortest career ever in the US Senate

The Chair recognizes Senator Ookums  “Mister President, realizing that this will be my first and last speech ever on the floor of this august body lt me begin by saying that I speak with complete contempt for the motherfuckers on the other side of the aisle.  “They are assholes, pure and simple.  They stand

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22 Jan 2010

Corporate “Personhood” – the demise of representative democracy in America.

Despite yesterday's ruling by the Supreme Court which states “…this Court now concludes that independent expenditures, including those made by corporations, do not give rise to corruption, or the appearance of corruption. That speakers may have influence over or access to elected officials does not mean that those officials are

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19 Jan 2010

The 2009 Darwin award is out!

Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James

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09 Dec 2009

A Tiger Woods Christmas “O Holy Shit!”

Sung to the tune of “O Holy Night”   O HOLY SHIT! MY WIFE JUST CHECKED MY CELL PHONE! ERASE YOUR NAME, SHE'LL BE CAllING YOU SOON…   OH HOLY SHIT! I JUST GOT CALLED BY NI KE THEY'RE REALLY PISSED THIS WILL COST ME A LOT!   FALL ON

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04 Nov 2009

We need to resurrect Act Up – no more Mr. Nice Gay.

Okay, No on 1 took the high road – in the face of hate speech, blatant lies, distortions, Porno Petey, MassResistance, overweight smirking bible teachers, campaign finance fraud and money laundering, “moral” judgements from a Bishop who actively hid child molesters and obstructed justice for victims (who also shares a

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