15 May 2013

Escape From Planet Blog Gitmo

As you may have noticed over the past few days this blog, as part of the FDL mothership, was being held internet-incommunicado because technology sucks. As a result, we were not able to hold President NObama accountable for all of his 2.6 million federal employees and now America is doomed

11 May 2013

Meet The New Paultard, Same As The Old Paultard

Future Hillary slayer and past Dave Sirota one-night-stand, Rand Paul makes a perfectly reasonable pitch for money, and by “perfectly reasonable” we mean that, if you think Alex Jones is actually a squishy Conspiracy Nut In Name Only, then Rand Is Your Man(d): Dear fellow Patriot, Gun-grabbers around the globe

10 May 2013

The 501(c)3 Grift That Keeps On Grifting

The IRS was taking a good hard look at some of our finer  Hoverround-Gadsden Flag ‘Muricans: The Internal Revenue Service inappropriately flagged conservative political groups for additional reviews during the 2012 election to see if they were violating their tax-exempt status, a top IRS official said Friday. Organizations were singled

09 May 2013

The New Scott Brown Will Not Destroy His House If You Give Him Money

Gabriel Gomez, who is the Republican nominee for the Senate in Massachusetts and is also an actual brown Scott Brown, has a very lovely house in Cohasset which he could have totally screwed-up with a ginormous mural of ghost Ronald Reagan dressed as Uncle Sam strangling Mother Communist Russia but

08 May 2013

Adorable Muffinhead Explains Politics & Football To You

Good take: Well, yeah, I think this goes without saying….

06 May 2013

Pink Mail

When we last saw non-profit lamprey Nancy Brinker she was busy overseeing the destruction of the well-oiled Pink Machine of Fraud that she created known as the Susan G.Komen Foundation. Well, Komen hasn’t bounced back from that fiasco, but that doesn’t mean that Brinker couldn’t divert a few more dollars

04 May 2013

A Whiter Shade Of Fail

Shorter Byron York: The real reason Mitt Romney lost in 2012 was because he wasn’t white enough for Real America. Johnny/Edgar Winter 2016

03 May 2013

Friday Night Random Ten

Here you go: Fanfare – Galactic April Fool – Manchester Orchestra Dark Moves Of Love – M83 At War With The Sun – The Big Pink Blackhawk – Emmylou Harris Going Through The Motions – Aimee Mann Wired For Light – School Of The Seven Bells Obscurity Knocks – The

03 May 2013

Mitt Romney Urges College Graduates To Have Sexytime “For Realsies”

First runner-up in last year’s So You Want To Be The President teevee show, Mitt Romney was invited to a small college so obscure that even Sarah Palin didn’t go there  (Which colleges did you attend? All of them, Katie) where he told the soon-to-be unemployed now-adults that they should