29 May 2013

Baby Please Don’t Go

Unwitting hubby beard and former baby harvester Michele Bachmann is calling it quits hanging ’em up, running away, pulling the plug, hitting the road after derailing her own crazy train, and bugging out way more than usual: Representative Michele Bachmann, the Minnesota Republican who made an ill-fated run for the

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24 May 2013

Friday Night Random Ten

Was busy all day, just got home. I should note that I have a new iPod (yay) to replace the one that was stolen a few months ago and, while I was getting it last weekend, I also bought a new Mac because the 5 year-old one was slower and

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23 May 2013

Thursday Night Basset Blogging (Updated)

I put this up early as a friendly refuge for those who don’t want to deal with folks who have an Obama hatehammer and every problem is an Obamanail. Of course, someone will be along soon enough to complain about my having purebred dogs  (JUST LIKE OBAMA!) and why do

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23 May 2013

Hearts & Minds & La La La I Can’t Hear You

I was about to do a Shorter Barack Obama Speech, but SteveM from No More Mr. Nice Blog nailed it in under 140 characters: Short of announcing his resignation and declaring a winner-take-all New President Steel Cage Deathmatch between Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, and Dr. Saint Jill Stein, nothing Obama said

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22 May 2013

The Loneliest Patriot

How was your IRS Protest Holiday celebration on Tuesday? Did you take the kids downtown so they could wave little Gadsden flags from the curb as a flotilla of Rascals motored by at a brisk four miles an hour, loaded down with PATRIOTS on their way to the local IRS

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21 May 2013

The Fortress of Derpitude

In case you weren’t aware of it, Captain Super Muslim XXX (in his guise as mild-mannered President No Drama Obama) took time out from his busy past few weeks having the IRS audit-murder reporters in Benghazi in order to take control of the world’s weather systems and send a killer

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19 May 2013

Now Playing For The Bargain Bin Blues…

Attentive reader Sean D. sends us news from afar about how afar Juicebox Jesus has a’fallen You’ll notice that the $3.58 clearance sticker is the third in a series of markdowns. In many ways, this reflects what the Jets went through on draft day when they tried to unload Timmy

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19 May 2013

Asian Driver, No Survivor: An Inquiry

A quads worth of Harvard students, whose parents paid top dollar to hush up youthful “indiscretions” so that they could get into a Good School guaranteeing them a legitimate shot at becoming either a Supreme Court Justice, President of The United States, or an editor at Breitbart.com, are plenty pissed

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17 May 2013

Accidentally Like A Martyr

Don’t tell me not to fly, I simply got to If someone takes a spill, it’s me and not you Who told you you’re allowed to rain on my parade   -Merrill/Styne As part of my continuing series on “why we can’t have nice things”… I have previously expressed my, well,

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16 May 2013

Thursday Night Basset Blogging

Living in the lap of luxury Nothing more pleasurable than having 150 plus pounds of absolute dead weight cutting off circulation to your legs. At least they weren’t my legs…

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