07 Jun 2013

Geraldo Rivera Will Not Splatter His Man Juice On Jersey

Much to the dismay of bloggers, late night comedians, and LOTR fanboys,  battered knight errant and Fox orc Geraldo Rivera is keeping his sword sheathed and will not fight for the honor of the faire and delicate hande of New Jerseye: There is a scene in The Lord of the

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05 Jun 2013

The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart

Absolutely nothing against Glenn Greenwald in this but yesterday Glenn made a pitch for reader-supported news, by which he means that part of his deal with the Guardian is that his income as a columnist is derived from his hosts as well as from contributions from his readers, thus allowing

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03 Jun 2013

Loading Up The Clown Car, Gonna Go For A Ride

So.  This morning: …. and, well, why not? I’m so old I remember when Pat Paulsen’s Presidential run was treated like the joke that it was… Also:

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02 Jun 2013

Those Bolshevik Rapscallions And Their Blasted Velocipedes

Someone at the Wall Street Journal Home for the Liver-Spotted, Phlegmy And Smelling of Three Week-Old Baby Powder, must have left the bed-rails down again because Dorothy Rabinowitz, who is so old that she used to baby-sit Phyllis Schlafly’s mom, is standing on the lawn in her nightgown and shaking

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01 Jun 2013

L’enfant Auteurrible – The Suckening

{!hitembed ID=”hitembed_1″ width=”420″ height=”315″ align=”none” !} So I spent the morning wallowing in the beating about the face and neck that the critics are giving to the joint Will Smith/M. Night Shyamalan poo-bath, After Earth (“Cypher Raige” ! “Nova Prime”! – somewhere an aspiring 12 year-old scifi writer is wondering

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01 Jun 2013

Friday Night Excuse To Post A Shakira’s Ass GIF

Just got home and let’s face it: we’re not kidding anyone with these random ten lists because it is all about the Shakira butt. But here a random thingy anyway: Someone Great – LCD Soundsystem Dazed and Confused – Led Zeppelin Don’t Crash The Car Tonight – Mary’s Danish Crystal

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30 May 2013

Thursday Night Basset Blogging

I swear, one of these days I’ll have a picture of them actually doing something….

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30 May 2013

Lila Rose Thinks You Should Accompany Your Dead Baby To Heaven

As you may have heard: El Salvador’s Supreme Court ruled Wednesday against allowing a young woman to have an abortion, which her doctors and lawyers argue is necessary to save her life. “We cannot appeal the case because this was the last step, the Supreme Court,” said Victor Hugo Mata,

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29 May 2013

Weed Instead Of Roses

For no particular reason… {!hitembed ID=”hitembed_1″ width=”560″ height=”315″ align=”none” !}

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