Happy 4th of July, Obots and Opologists and fellow DLC-paid shills for the corporatist Obamaligarchy. Today we take the day off from punching hippies and boot-stomping on their faces – forever – to indulge in ostentatious  displays of faux patriotism via going to the beach or out into our backyards

General Mills is celebrating the fact that the Supreme Court told us we all have to get gay married now (It is the law of the land. DO IT! GAY DO IT!) by issuing special edition boxes of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs Lucky Charms containing rainbow-hued marshmallow treats in the

Chait sez ….. President Obama scaled back some of the Bush administration’s anti-terror policies — torture, warrantless wiretapping — but kept in place others. One could make the case that he did not change enough, but that is not a Greenwald sort of argument. He insists that Obama is worse than

The Ole Perfesser, Glenn Reynolds, who holds the Abner Snopes Fancy Larnin’ Chair at University of Tennessee, hitches up his drawers, spits in the dust, and chews on the ragged edge of a Slim Jim as he points out that the high yeller President and his race pimp party want

Since I just got home after spending the day inland (90+ degree heat! and there is no life east of I5, by the way) with my mom, I didn’t have time to get anything new taken. That being the case, and since it is beach weather (Zonies go home!) I

Here is Tammy Duckworth, who lost both of her legs and the use of one arm while piloting a helicopter in Iraq, being totally mean horrible awful (let’s just cut to the chase and call her a bitch) to a poor businessman who twisted his ankle in prep school thirty

In an interview with The Huffington Post, former Counter-Terrorism Dude Richard Clarke said that Michael Hastings car could have been car cyber-attacked/blowed up: Former U.S. National Coordinator for Security, Infrastructure Protection, and Counter-terrorism Richard Clarke told The Huffington Post that what is known about the single-vehicle crash is “consistent with

What’s the matter with you? I go: There’s nothing wrong mom. And she goes: Don’t tell me that, you’re on drugs! And I go: No mom I’m not on drugs I’m okay, I was just thinking you know, why don’t you get me a Pepsi. And she goes: NO you’re

Hopefully this won’t turn into another conspiracy everything-is-connected wheels-within-wheels comment thread that has turned almost every front page post into an Alex Jones/No Quarter/Corrente snake-pit mash-up full of bitter little pills fighting THE MAN one comment at a time. Sure Obama may not have killed Michael Hastings, BUT HE COULD

In the wake of Michael Hastings tragic death it should probably come as no surprise that conspiracy theories abound in the fertile, to say nothing of febrile, minds of America’s Alex Jones-Americans. You may remember when President Barack Obama consulted his Wingnut Disposition Matrix (which is actually just a carnival