27 Jul 2013

The Camp Journal Of Bobby F : An Odyssey Of Growth & Redemption

Apologizing for “intimidating conduct,” embattled San Diego Mayor Bob Filner (D) on Friday said he plans to enter a “behavior counseling clinic” for two weeks of therapy beginning Aug. 5. But he vowed to remain in office, even as he faced a flurry of calls to step aside from top

26 Jul 2013

Sexecutive Actions – Updated To Reflect Summer Camp Fun

(See below for fun Bob Filner summer hijinks) As we wrap up this weeks coverage of The Sexy Adventures Of Sexy Bob Filner Who Is So Sexy (also known as the Great San Diego Mayoral Deathwatch With Extra Squickiness), we would like to note that Mayor Bob On This is not

25 Jul 2013

Thursday Night Basset Blogging

As I have mentioned before, Wembley suffers from epilepsy (which our vet admits is “the thing we call call it because we don’t know what causes it”) and, although he doesn’t have seizures so frequently that he has to be medicated daily, they still occur every 35 to 60 days

25 Jul 2013

Dix Pix Nix Clix

Seeing as how our own local mayor is having his own grabby-kissy-headlocky-you-work-better-without-panties problems with the ladies which has brought The Pox of Allred upon our fair city (the only way to stop Gloria Allred from getting to a microphone is to put an actual  courtroom between her and a podium)

23 Jul 2013

Homewrecker Considering Another Trip To The Applebee’s All-You-Can-Grift Bar

Chronically unemployed novelty candidate and not best-selling author Christine O’Donnell, who treats the Delaware Republican Party like they ate the last piece of cheesecake in the refrigerator, is pulling a variation of the Palin Double Switch Coy Fake-Out where she hints at a  run for office again, dumb people send

22 Jul 2013

NYT Culture Hate Hate Hated That Gay Math Wizard Guy

As you may have heard, Nate Silver, who is the Punxsutawney Phil of electoral prognosticators, emerging  from his Fortress of Gay Mathmagic every four years to choose our president for us so that we have more time to devote to eating Hot Pockets, watching reality teevee shows, and developing diabetes

19 Jul 2013

Liz Cheney Tired Of Waiting For Real Housewives Of Laramie To Happen

Professional lady asshole Liz Cheney, whose greatest accomplishment to date is being born thus keeping her dad out of Vietnam where he probably would have shot his entire platoon in the face (which makes Liz a Great American Who Loves Our Fighting Men U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! ) is running for

18 Jul 2013

Thursday Night Basset Blogging

Beach Blanket Basset It is a little known fact that bassets are solar powered and possess the ability to convert the sun’s energy into sleep. You can look it up…

18 Jul 2013

Muslims To Remotely Change All Of Your Car Radio Presets To ShariaRock Top 40 Stations. Then Kill You.

In their mission to provide their viewers with only the most ridiculous paranoid conspiracies conceivable, Fox News “cyber-terrorism expert” Morgan Wright explains that the terrorists are going to take over your car remotely (presumably using an Xbox controller) and make you careen wildly out of the Taco Bell drive-thru before

16 Jul 2013

The Return Of Knee. Jerk Response.

Here we go again… Another Apostate In The Church Of Glenn: Veteran investigative reporter Carl Bernstein publicly criticized The Guardian’s Glenn Greenwald on Monday over a statement he made about the National Security Agency secrets that could leak “if anything should happen” to former security contractor Edward Snowden. “That statement