09 Aug 2013

Filner Pulls All Nighter, No Longer Wants To Bone Anything With Boobs

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner is a real go-getter.  When he sets his mind on something, such as running for Congress or becoming the mayor of America’s seventh largest city or awkwardly propositioning any woman within yelling distance, he doesn’t take “no” for an answer no matter how hard you

08 Aug 2013

Thursday Night Basset Blogging

The L&T Casey and her mother were on the rooftop deck (that would be this deck) getting some sun and  when Casey went downstairs to get a frosty beverage she returned to find that Fenway has taken her place and had no intention of giving it up. It should be

08 Aug 2013

Being Peggy Noonan Being Hillary Clinton Being NBC

National vodka repository Peggy Noonan who once wrote some Hillary Clinton fanfic (“Assembling her case, Noonan repeatedly uses a technique that increases drama at the price of credibility: invented scenes“), sample: Bill stood in the doorway, his naked body glistening with Big Mac grease. “Take me from behind, you fat

06 Aug 2013

You’re Prettier When You Don’t Talk

Highly infectious Norwegian skin disease and GOP show-runner Reince Priebus is thinking of pulling the 2016 season of Wheel Of Fortune For Even Stupider People off of CNN and NBC because both of those networks have a ratings boner for Hillary Clinton: “We have to control the referees that we’re

05 Aug 2013

On The Amazon, The Pax Vobiscum Bite

Tom Smykowski: Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don’t have to.I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? In light of Amazon’s Jeff Bezos’ purchase of

01 Aug 2013

Thursday Night Basset Blogging

The L&T Casey is home from Godless NYC for ten days so blogging will be intermittent as we spend Quality Family Time Together, which means going to sports bars and also hanging out at the beach talking shit about the tourists. It’s like Father Knows Best, but with more swearing

31 Jul 2013

This Too Shall Probably Pass

If history has taught us anything (besides never getting involved in land wars in Asia and, when he says: ” I’m only going to put the tip in”, it’s a total lie) it is that each Greenwald/Snowden  must-credit-Greenwald/Snowden blockbuster immediately generates much frantic hand-waving (at least the hands that are

31 Jul 2013

Angry Black Man Unnecessarily Unkind To Unoffended Whitey

CNN found some of those anonymous “Democrats”,  who normally call Matt Drudge with Drudge Siren scoops, to spill the beans that President Shabazz X. Killmylandlord went all Chicago thug thizzle on some Congressional newbie this morning. Race war to commence…. NOW!: During a question and answer session Wednesday with Democrats

30 Jul 2013

Well, That Could Have Gone Better….

As noted below, San Diego Mayor Bob Filner asked the San Diego City Council to pitch into his Gropes For Dopes legal fund because, c’mon, bros before hoes, amirite? So how is that going? Not so well: The San Diego City Council on Tuesday voted unanimously to sue Mayor Bob

29 Jul 2013

You Groped It, You Bought It

Before he heads off for two fun-filled weeks of Sex Camp, San Diego’s soon to be ex-mayor Bob Filner is all “Yo, bro, can you pick up the check on this one? I’ll catch the next one”: Mayor Bob Filner’s attorney asked that the City Council pay his legal bills as he fights