18 Jun 2011

Late Night: The Summer of Two Minutes’ Hate

Newt’s eyeballs are retreating into his head at precisely the same rate as his wife’s are extruding from hers. What does this mean? Nothing good…

15 Jun 2011

Late Night: Now THAT’S Racist!

Holy toboggans could wingnuts come up with a more racist video? Probably, but still, this video is pretty damn racist.

11 Jun 2011

Late Night: Gosh, That Was Certainly Not Very Fly of Him

In news that will startle exactly nobody, a Fox yapping head resorts to cheap race baiting.

08 Jun 2011

Late Night: Bachlin Pamann Morondrive

Let’s pick who’s crazier: Bachmann or Palin, Today in news only marginally less stupid than pictures of somebody’s junk.

04 Jun 2011

Late Night: Hey, Kids! Let’s All Point and Laugh at the Homophobe!

Gays get married, and suddenly you have toddlers getting felt up by their uncles as they pilot their Hummers though Heartland America. Also these toddlers are high on crack. And drunk. And gay.

01 Jun 2011

Late Night: Confederate Wankee

Oh hello there, Bob Owens! Care to add the sort of sensible racial commentary only someone who calls himself “Confederate Yankee” can provide…?

28 May 2011

Late Night: The Unfacts Are Too Precisely Few

Run Sarah Palin run right into the brier patch, Go say things Sarah Palin because that is always hilarious, I’m as afraid of Sarah Palin running as I’m afraid of a nice foot massage and a glass of Jameson’s

25 May 2011

Late Night: Join FDL as a Member, Dammit!

Become a Member of FiredoglakeGOAL: 1,000 New Members Support our one-stop shop for in-depth news coverage and hard-hitting activism. Yes, it’s a pledge drive. But unlike the ones they do for NPR, it is a fucking pledge drive. I’ve been writing for FDL for, let’s see… holy toboggans, in two

21 May 2011

Late Night: The Wonderful Things You Can Learn!

Oh, the things you learn over at Teh Corner! We are schooled for example in the intricate diplomatic protocols of correct deference involved when the leaders of foreign client nations greet the democratically elected President of the United States: Benjamin Netanyahu. (See also. Hehs and indeeds for all!)

18 May 2011

Late Night: Wingnuts Totally Safe from Brain-Eating Zombies

Greater Wingnuttia is all screechy and shouty, which is not quite news, but it’s more than a little entertaining that the current reason they’re all screechy and shouty (aside from the fact that it’s Wednesday) is that Newt frickin’ Gingrich has been ruled insufficiently hardcore wingnut loony.