25 Jul 2013

Dix Pix Nix Clix

Seeing as how our own local mayor is having his own grabby-kissy-headlocky-you-work-better-without-panties problems with the ladies which has brought The Pox of Allred upon our fair city (the only way to stop Gloria Allred from getting to a microphone is to put an actual  courtroom between her and a podium)

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23 Jul 2013

Homewrecker Considering Another Trip to the Applebee’s All-You-Can-Grift Bar

Chronically unemployed novelty candidate and not best-selling author Christine O’Donnell, who treats the Delaware Republican Party like they ate the last piece of cheesecake in the refrigerator, is pulling a variation of the Palin Double Switch Coy Fake-Out where she hints at a run for office again, dumb people send her money, and, in the case of O’Donnell as opposed to Palin: she actually runs and gets beat like Jonah Goldberg in a race with Usain Bolt.

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23 Jul 2013

Homewrecker Considering Another Trip To The Applebee’s All-You-Can-Grift Bar

Chronically unemployed novelty candidate and not best-selling author Christine O’Donnell, who treats the Delaware Republican Party like they ate the last piece of cheesecake in the refrigerator, is pulling a variation of the Palin Double Switch Coy Fake-Out where she hints at a  run for office again, dumb people send

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22 Jul 2013

NYT Culture Hate Hate Hated That Gay Math Wizard Guy

As you may have heard, Nate Silver, who is the Punxsutawney Phil of electoral prognosticators, emerging  from his Fortress of Gay Mathmagic every four years to choose our president for us so that we have more time to devote to eating Hot Pockets, watching reality teevee shows, and developing diabetes

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19 Jul 2013

Liz Cheney Tired of Waiting for Real Housewives of Laramie to Happen

http://tbogg.shadowproof.wpengine.com/2013/07/19/liz-cheney-tired-of-waiting-for-real-housewives-of-laramie-to-happen/

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19 Jul 2013

Liz Cheney Tired Of Waiting For Real Housewives Of Laramie To Happen

Professional lady asshole Liz Cheney, whose greatest accomplishment to date is being born thus keeping her dad out of Vietnam where he probably would have shot his entire platoon in the face (which makes Liz a Great American Who Loves Our Fighting Men U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! ) is running for

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18 Jul 2013

Thursday Night Basset Blogging

Beach Blanket Basset It is a little known fact that bassets are solar powered and possess the ability to convert the sun’s energy into sleep. You can look it up…

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18 Jul 2013

Muslims To Remotely Change All Of Your Car Radio Presets To ShariaRock Top 40 Stations. Then Kill You.

In their mission to provide their viewers with only the most ridiculous paranoid conspiracies conceivable, Fox News “cyber-terrorism expert” Morgan Wright explains that the terrorists are going to take over your car remotely (presumably using an Xbox controller) and make you careen wildly out of the Taco Bell drive-thru before

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16 Jul 2013

The Return Of Knee. Jerk Response.

Here we go again… Another Apostate In The Church Of Glenn: Veteran investigative reporter Carl Bernstein publicly criticized The Guardian’s Glenn Greenwald on Monday over a statement he made about the National Security Agency secrets that could leak “if anything should happen” to former security contractor Edward Snowden. “That statement

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15 Jul 2013

Mayor of Sexytown Is Too Sexy for His Town

Oh, San Diego…

With your sun-kissed beaches, warm balmy nights and acres of tender and tanned young flesh just aching to be tapped, it is no wonder that, upon returning home, former Congressman turned Mayor Bob Filner has gone native and wants to sex up every lady he encounters.

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