31 Jul 2013

Angry Black Man Unnecessarily Unkind To Unoffended Whitey

CNN found some of those anonymous “Democrats”,  who normally call Matt Drudge with Drudge Siren scoops, to spill the beans that President Shabazz X. Killmylandlord went all Chicago thug thizzle on some Congressional newbie this morning. Race war to commence…. NOW!: During a question and answer session Wednesday with Democrats

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31 Jul 2013

Well, That Could Have Gone Better….

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner asked the San Diego City Council to pitch into his Gropes For Dopes legal fund because, c’mon, bros before hoes, amirite?

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30 Jul 2013

Well, That Could Have Gone Better….

As noted below, San Diego Mayor Bob Filner asked the San Diego City Council to pitch into his Gropes For Dopes legal fund because, c’mon, bros before hoes, amirite? So how is that going? Not so well: The San Diego City Council on Tuesday voted unanimously to sue Mayor Bob

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30 Jul 2013

You Groped It, You Bought It

Before he heads off for two fun-filled weeks of Sex Camp, San Diego’s soon to be ex-mayor Bob Filner is all “Yo, bro, can you pick up the check on this one? I’ll catch the next one.”

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29 Jul 2013

You Groped It, You Bought It

Before he heads off for two fun-filled weeks of Sex Camp, San Diego’s soon to be ex-mayor Bob Filner is all “Yo, bro, can you pick up the check on this one? I’ll catch the next one”: Mayor Bob Filner’s attorney asked that the City Council pay his legal bills as he fights

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27 Jul 2013

The Camp Journal of Bobby F : An Odyssey of Growth & Redemption

My name is Bobby F. and I am a serial  groper of women.

I am here at Camp Morningwood high in the hills above San Diego by my own choice so that I might become a better person. Recently it was brought to my attention that I have acted “inappropriately” in both social settings as well as in private with women with whom I have come in contact with on a daily basis or while conducting official government business. According to those who have witnessed my actions or have been on the receiving end, I have acted poorly and therefore have been described as a “walking hard-on”, a “clammy-handed sex lamprey”, “that thing in the Alien movie that shoved its proboscis-thing down that guys throat to implant an egg”, and as a “total dick”. Also, “Headlock McGropeyface” … 

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27 Jul 2013

The Camp Journal Of Bobby F : An Odyssey Of Growth & Redemption

Apologizing for “intimidating conduct,” embattled San Diego Mayor Bob Filner (D) on Friday said he plans to enter a “behavior counseling clinic” for two weeks of therapy beginning Aug. 5. But he vowed to remain in office, even as he faced a flurry of calls to step aside from top

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26 Jul 2013

Sexecutive Actions – Updated to Reflect Summer Camp Fun

As we wrap up this weeks coverage of The Sexy Adventures Of Sexy Bob Filner Who Is So Sexy (also known as the Great San Diego Mayoral Deathwatch With Extra Squickiness), we would like to note that Mayor Bob On This is not your typical creepy sexual predator in a position of authority who preys upon campaign workers, office staff, or anything that moves …. although it is still early here and more revelations are sure to come. No, when Bob Filner wants to score it’s Go Big, Or Go Home And Masturbate Furiously.

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26 Jul 2013

Sexecutive Actions – Updated To Reflect Summer Camp Fun

(See below for fun Bob Filner summer hijinks) As we wrap up this weeks coverage of The Sexy Adventures Of Sexy Bob Filner Who Is So Sexy (also known as the Great San Diego Mayoral Deathwatch With Extra Squickiness), we would like to note that Mayor Bob On This is not

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25 Jul 2013

Thursday Night Basset Blogging

As I have mentioned before, Wembley suffers from epilepsy (which our vet admits is “the thing we call call it because we don’t know what causes it”) and, although he doesn’t have seizures so frequently that he has to be medicated daily, they still occur every 35 to 60 days

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