The universe in a simple necklace.

How great wheels turn only because little ones spin and spin.

How the most important position selection for your team might nominally play for the opposition.

I go to the movies alone, and I leave the same way.

How religion works as the helium to lift up that eternal blimp of malicious madness.

Walking contradictions on eggshells, and other mixed mataphors.

What is lost with text? Want me to draw you a picture?

In daylight we flaunt our banners but in the night we flout them.

Mark Twain said the only trouble with his derringer was that it was just too danged democratic.

One who believes neither in oxen nor treading is always in favor of the grain.