04 Nov 2011

Right-Wingers Horrified to Discover That Conservative Movement is Seriously Crazy

The complete implosion of the Secessionist on the national stage and the subsequent rise of the Pizza Guy has just been too much for some wingers to take. They’re looking at those polls showing the Pizza Guy still leading Willard, and wondering how the hell they came to be totally surrounded by crazy people.

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04 Nov 2011

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03 Nov 2011

New Poll: Right-Wing Smears of Occupy Wall Street Not Working

Despite Faux News’ and Greater Wingnuttia’s relentless jihad, the public is actually more supportive of OWS today than a month ago.

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03 Nov 2011

Early Morning Swim: Ron Suskind Explains Why Obama is Hesitant to Embrace OWS [VID]

It’s not that complicated. Obama’s on the side of the banks because he agrees with them.

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02 Nov 2011

Herman Cain Doesn’t Know China Has the Bomb

I’m not sure how much this will hurt him with the Teavangelicals, since right-wingers don’t place much stock in knowing stuff, but…

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02 Nov 2011

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01 Nov 2011

Our National Nightmare is Over: House of Representatives to Vote on Keeping God Reference in National Motto

Thank goodness. But I hope those House Republicans have the courage to take up the real crisis facing America and ban Sharia law.

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01 Nov 2011

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31 Oct 2011

Village Media Frowns on Rick Perry’s Tipsy Performance in New Hampshire [VID]

If you’re running for president and getting headlines like this one in The Week, when Politico calls your speech “bizarre” — and when the cast of “Morning Joe” speculates that you’re mixing pain killers and booze — you’re doing it wrong.

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