Right-Wingers Horrified to Discover That Conservative Movement is Seriously Crazy
The complete implosion of the Secessionist on the national stage and the subsequent rise of the Pizza Guy has just been too much for some wingers to take. They’re looking at those polls showing the Pizza Guy still leading Willard, and wondering how the hell they came to be totally surrounded by crazy people.
Early Morning Swim
- They blame the Democrats and the liberal media.
- Shorter Bloomberg: Leave the banksters alllooone!
- The Shrill One on America’s oligarchy.
- Clearly, we need more tort reform.
- Nice readers you got there, Erick.
New Poll: Right-Wing Smears of Occupy Wall Street Not Working
Despite Faux News’ and Greater Wingnuttia’s relentless jihad, the public is actually more supportive of OWS today than a month ago.
Early Morning Swim: Ron Suskind Explains Why Obama is Hesitant to Embrace OWS [VID]
It’s not that complicated. Obama’s on the side of the banks because he agrees with them.
Herman Cain Doesn’t Know China Has the Bomb
I’m not sure how much this will hurt him with the Teavangelicals, since right-wingers don’t place much stock in knowing stuff, but…
Early Morning Swim
- The Greeks aren’t playing along.
- Assange can be extradited.
- Americans aren’t impressed with the GOP candidates.
- Getting worse by the minute for the Pizza Guy.
- Congress is the 1%.
Our National Nightmare is Over: House of Representatives to Vote on Keeping God Reference in National Motto
Thank goodness. But I hope those House Republicans have the courage to take up the real crisis facing America and ban Sharia law.
Early Morning Swim
- Ruh-roh.
- Keeping trying, Pizza Guy.
- Cantor: progressive taxation doesn’t work.
- Northeast in need of some tax cuts, deregulation.
- Keep it classy, GOP.
Village Media Frowns on Rick Perry’s Tipsy Performance in New Hampshire [VID]
If you’re running for president and getting headlines like this one in The Week, when Politico calls your speech “bizarre” — and when the cast of “Morning Joe” speculates that you’re mixing pain killers and booze — you’re doing it wrong.
Early Morning Swim
- The Pizza Guy’s down to 13 minutes.
- The Secessionist, drunk?
- Here comes the GOP vote suppression.
- Krugman, on weaponized Keynesians.
- What’s your number?