CommunityMy FDL

THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY EXORCISM OF ELECTED POLITICIANS

We must entice elected politicians into the Church of the Holy Exorcism of Elected Politicians because the  DEVIL is  in their warped souls, the proof of which is in the WATER.

The guys who won
the 2014 election
in Vermont
will destroy the
Environment of the
State of Vermont.
Champ the
Lake Champlain Monster
lost in 2014.
He is so sad
he has tears in his eyes.

(1) We need to outlaw
motorboats in Lake Champlain
because they drip drops
of oil and gas which contain
Lead, while simultaneously,
1/3 of the population of
people of Vermont are
drawing their drinking water
from Lake Champlain.

It is NOT healthy to allow
motor boats in the peoples’
drinking water.
Unfortunately, the current
incumbent politicians
are brain dead and don’t
understand this – or
they don’t care – or they
are so rich and wealthy
that they drink bottled
spring water and drive their
motor boats on weekends
and they are so evil
that they willingly and
intentionally pollute the
peoples’ drinking water.
They have the devil
in their hearts and
need an Exorcism.

Hint, hint! How about
Leonardo DiCaprio doing
a movie where he gives
exorcisms to unwilling
big time politicians?

(2) We need to outlaw
dumping Monsanto chemicals
and other killing chemicals
into Lake Champlain,
the 6th largest lake
in the United States, because
they are not an
environmentally
safe way to kill
unwanted aquatic species.

Unwanted aquatic species
can be fished out and
removed with nets.
Poisoning
them is fast, but they
just get more used to
the poison
and come back.

Removing them by
fishing them out
and taking them
by nets creates jobs.
These chemicals kill
invasive aquatic
species, but they
also pollute the
drinking water, and
one-third of the
people of the State
of Vermont draw their
drinking water
from Lake Champlain.

It is incredibly stupid
for the
State of Vermont Fish
& Wildlife Department to
seriously and willfully
and intentionally
pollute
the holy hell
out of the peoples’
drinking water.

Leonardo DiCaprio
should do a movie
to shame
these bastards!

(3) Lake Champlain
is the 6th largest lake
in the
United States and it is
bordered by Canada,
New York
and Vermont.

There are dozens and
dozens of
sewage treatment plants
dumping treated sewage
into Lake Champlain,
while simultaneously
one-third (1/3) of the
people of Vermont
are drawing
their drinking water
from Lake Champlain.

The treated sewage
should be re-routed elsewhere,
perhaps to industrial
uses, or south to the
Atlantic Ocean. If the
treated sewage water is so
good to drink, why don’t
they sell it to the tourists?
Because they’d get the
holy hell sued out of them
if they did. So, why
don’t the people of Vermont
sue the holy hell out
of the State for dumping
treated sewage into
their drinking water?
Because most of them are
too poor to afford a
lawyer, and the ones that
aren’t too poor, just
buy bottled spring water
to drink.
This situation sucks
if you are low income.

Leonardo DiCaprio should
do a movie about
a boy and Champ
the Lake Champlain Monster,
who will get sick and
die if this situation gets
any worse. Big tears.

(4) We need to put
a stop to a plan to build
a natural
gas pipeline under
Lake Champlain.
Natural gas is
NOT natural,
it is fracked.

Fracking means to
fracture
the Earth
with federally regulated
toxic hazardous
chemicals
the gas companies
call “trade secrets”.
This pollutes the
ground water.

There is another equally
brain dead plan to build a
hydro power transmission
line 100 miles along the
bottom of Lake Champlain.
This is even stupider than
the idea of building
a gas pipeline.
These are both
brain dead ideas.

If you build anything
at all under
Lake Champlain you will
stir up the mud and destroy
some of the 400 ancient
sunken ships which are part
of our national heritage.

Its fine for underwater
divers
to carefully look at the
400 ancient sunken ships,
all part
of the great battles
before the U.S.A.
became the U.S.A.,
but it is not fine
to dig them up,
disrupt them, crush them
to pieces, and make a
muddy mess of the peoples’
drinking water.
Drinking water
should be sacred.
80% of your body
is made of water.

Leonardo DiCaprio
should make a fabulous movie
about the history of the
United States of America
centering around the
battles on Lake Champlain,
the 6th largest lake
in the U.S.A., and
Champ the
Lake Champlain Monster.

Champ the Lake
Champlain Monster was
an egg over in Scotland.
Pirate Captain
Raven Tyree
(should be played
by Keanu Reeves)
was packing up his
Pirate Ship
hundreds of years ago,
and he packed his food in
straw and ice, and in the
ice was big green egg of
a Loch Ness Monster.
He sailed his ship across the
Atlantic and past
Prince Edward Island,
west in the
St. Laurence (St. Lawrence)
River and down into
Lake Champlain,
where his Pirate ship
was blasted
with a cannon ball
from the French or the British,
and it sunk.
The cannon ball made
a hole in the
side of the ship and t
he big green egg rolled out
the next summer when
the ice melted. Champ
the Lake Champlain
Monster was born.
He has
been very lonely, he
doesn’t know he’s really
a Loch Ness Monster,
and there are no other
Monsters like him
in Lake Champlain.

Champ the Lake
Champlain Monster
will die soon from
water pollution in
Lake Champlain,
the 6th largest lake
in the United States of
America
if Leonardo DiCaprio
and Keanu Reeves,
or SOMEONE
doesn’t save him.

Leonardo DiCaprio
and Kenau Reeves have a lot of
Water Signs
in their Astrological Charts,
so they are
the best Celebrities
to help Champ the
Lake Champlain
Monster.

Champ the Lake
Champlain Monster
needs a Celebrity
to start a Super PAC
to promote environmental
issues
in the
State of Vermont.
A Super PAC is a type
of political action committee
that can promote issues.
You can learn about
Super PACs at places like
opensecrets.org
and fec.gov
This is something
attorneys and lawyers
probably did not
learn in law school.

Previous post

New York City Set to Make Major Change in Marijuana Arrest Policy

Next post

Palestinian Organizer Rasmea Odeh Jailed After Being Convicted of Immigration Fraud

Church of the Holy Exorcisms of Elected Officials

Church of the Holy Exorcisms of Elected Officials