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Bombs away! (photo: US Air Force)

Broadly generalize.

-The President: “Bomb some, at a slightly higher level than we are bombing now, but allow me to explain we have been bombing all along — and bombing is important to some folks, real important to others. I have…uh….over these five and a half years, learned to enjoy some bombing.”

– Other politicians with a microphone in front of them: “Bombing is not a some time thing, Bombing is an all-the-time thing! America wants to bomb shit as much as possible!! Why won’t this President bomb more than just some, but bomb bomb bomb. It is what America wants, indiscriminate death from the skies is the only thing that gets me off anymore!”

“America”: “Actually we wish we were Japan, because apparently they want this.

…okay, maybe not that…but we are not all that keen on bombing. Some decent jobs would be nice though”.

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