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Happy Birthday Edward Bulwer-Lytton

It was a dark and stormy night

Yes, Edward Bulwer-Lytton – the dramatist/novelist was born this day in 1803 in London. He’s “renowned” for writing arguably the worst opening sentence ever, “It was a dark and stormy night …” Immortalized by Snoopy in the Peanuts cartoon.

There is now contest in his name to celebrate his singularly unique style of writing. The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. Where “WWW” means “Wretched Writers Welcome”.

To help celebrate and challenge all to the lowest levels of literary achievement, I offer the following:

She came out of the sun in a silk dress running like a water color in the rain; don’t bother asking for explanations she’ll just tell that she came…on the 29A bus since the 29B doesn’t go through Dorchester and past the run down strip mall with the closed burger joint and the sleazy second hand store where she bought the dress.

Enjoy

 

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Happy Birthday Edward Bulwer-Lytton

It was a dark and stormy night – Caren Pilgrim, flickr creative commons

Yes, Edward Bulwer-Lytton – the dramatist/novelist was born this day in 1803 in London. He’s “renowned” for writing arguably the worst opening sentence ever, “It was a dark and stormy night …” Immortalized by Snoopy in the Peanuts cartoon.

There is now contest in his name to celebrate his singularly unique style of writing. The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. Where “WWW” means “Wretched Writers Welcome”.

To help celebrate and challenge all to the lowest levels of literary achievement, I offer the following:

She came out of the sun in a silk dress running like a water color in the rain; don’t bother asking for explanations she’ll just tell that she came…on the 29A bus since the 29B doesn’t go through Dorchester and past the run down strip mall with the closed burger joint and the sleazy second hand store where she bought the dress.

Enjoy

 

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