The Christmas Candle, set in the fictional English village of Gladbury and billed as “a timeless holiday film for the entire family”, attracted
widespread critical scorn as well as dismal box-office results, having grossed just over $1.6m (£988,000) after two weeks on release.
Yes, nothing spells box-office like Dickens without the, uh, Dickens but all the schmaltz as well as a ton of preachiness.
By now it’s pretty clear that your openly religious movies make money only when they come with a heavy dose of torture-porn.
If there’s a silver lining…okay an additional silver lining…it’s that Ted Cruz’s “Life with Father” is going to be a very very limited direct-to-video release.