Newt Gingrich last seen in a variety of locations, from keeping his priorities straight while visiting Auschwitz to violating unenforced CNN ethics rules,has ridden to the rescue of all slightly inconvenienced victims of the government shutdown of which he is the spiritual parent.
In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.
Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.
I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .