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RNC Chairman, Reince Priebus (Gage Skidmore via Wikipedia)

NBC and CNN are planning on developing respectively a miniseries and documentary about Hillary Clinton.

I know you can barely contain your lack of enthusiasm.

But not Reince Priebus, head of the RNC, he’s very angry:

If you have not agreed to pull this programming prior to the start of the RNC’s Summer Meeting on August 14, I will seek a binding vote of the RNC stating that the committee will neither partner with you in the 2016 primary debate no sanction primary debates which you sponsor.

Golly, threatening to limit the “majesty” of the Republican Party’s rallies pageant to FoxNews only.

It must be a day ending in “Y” or something.

Although, I understand Roger Ailes is working on the heroic story of Marco Rubio maintaining a 34-inch waist — just to make Chris Christie cry.

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Attaturk

In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .

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