Leprechaun? More Like ‘Leprecum’, Amirite?
General Mills is celebrating the fact that the Supreme Court told us we all have to get gay married now (It is the law of the land. DO IT! GAY DO IT!) by issuing special edition boxes of
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs Lucky Charms containing rainbow-hued marshmallow treats in the shape of rainbows because, you know, leprechauns, rainbows, pot o’gold, corporate cashing in, etc.
General Mills has come out in support of the gay community for Pride, and what better way to show their love than with the Lucky Charms marshmallow rainbow?
The “magically delicious” cereal is serving as the face of the new #LuckyToBe campaign which encourages people with Pride to tweet and post online their reasons for why they’re prideful using the hashtag #LuckyToBe.
“We’re celebrating Pride month with whimsical delight, magical charms, and two new rainbow marshmallows… If you’re lucky enough to be different, we’re celebrating you,” the #LuckyToBe campaign stated in a press release sent to GLAAD.
This has upset the delicate Jesus-loving, small town, common sense, rocking on the front porch drinking lemonade, little pink houses for you and me, simmering-homophobic/racist/misogynist-beneath-the-surface sensibilities of Brother Rod Dreher who wants America to know that what General Mills is actually doing is shoving hot throbbing leprechaun peen down the throats of the grotesquely obese, sugared-up, future diabetics of America that we call “our kids”:
Your children’s breakfast cereal is now gay. Just so you know.
Your children’s breakfast cereal is now gay. I don’t think that’s a sentence anybody not a comedy writer ever imagined penning.
What’s next? Snap, Crackle, and Poppers?
Also, that is not milk in the bowl….