Sasha Grey, the 2008 recipient of the AVN “Best Oral Sex Scene” award, who volunteered for  Read Across America Compton in 2011 and caused a furor when it came out that the porn star (gulp!) had read books to first and third graders—is featured in this (parody) recruiting ad for the NSA.  Considering how cash strapped the US is, maybe the National Security Agency should charge $2.99 a minute to listen in!


I wish I could come up with a way to link this to the Texas masturbating male fetuses, but it’s just too yucky! CANNOT UNTHINK!! And this man is a doctor? An ob-gyn? As well as a law maker?!

Representative Michael Burgess (R-TX) on Monday asserted that he witnessed male fetuses pleasuring themselves as early as 15-weeks after conception.

But not the girls? Weird.Creepy.

Maybe the dolphin birth couple Adam Barrington, 29, and his pregnant wife Heather, 27– who told the Charlotte Observer that the dolphin-assisted birth will bring ‘peace, comfort and strength’ to the mother and her baby during birth–will get an assist from Fappy, the Anti-Masturbation Dophin

Lisa Derrick

Lisa Derrick

Los Angeles native, attended UC Berkeley and Loyola Marymount University before punk rock and logophilia overtook her life. Worked as nightclub columnist, pop culture journalist and was a Hollywood housewife before writing for and editing Sacred History Magazine. Then she discovered the thrill of politics. She also appears frequently on the Dave Fanning Show, one of Ireland's most popular radio broadcasts.