To stem the onslaught of Tebow emails I’m receiving:
God is sending his huskier and more sanctimonious son to Godless (except for the Catholics) Boston where he will be coached by HoodySatan:
Quarterback Tim Tebow will be signing with the New England Patriots and joining their minicamp Tuesday, a person familiar with the situation tells The Associated Press.
The person, speaking on condition of anonymity because no official announcement had been made, told the AP on Monday that Tebow was headed for Foxborough.
ESPN first reported that Tebow would sign with New England.
Tebow will need to pass a physical before a contract becomes official. Even when Tebow signs with the team, there is no guarantee he will make the Patriots.
Needless to say;: QUARTERBACK CONTROVERSY!
I think Juicebox Jesus had a revelation on the road to Arena Football that told him that, if he was going to play in the bigs, it was not going to be as a quarterback and now he will finally accept his destiny as an h-back/gimmick player.
Bless his heart. Or “haut” as they say in up north ways….