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cross posted from the comment section for the article, ‘hearts & minds & la la la I can’t hear you’

Now, now Mr. Timbers,

Please don’t misinterpret the point behind the story. It was not that the young drone.king was self-possessed and patronizing, but rather that I became a better adherent when I realized that I could never ‘realize who he is’ in the same way that Christian mystics realize that they can never actually fully comprehend the divine, and are better to simply accept that the are incapable of ‘knowing’ and just get down to the business of uncritical worshipry.

Gosh – although I know you’re are “one of us” (really important in rank tribalist appreciations of the world, don’t you know) crossedTimber – but I was about to request that mmMrbbug do one of his famous psychoanalyses of your previous commentary to, you know, vet your ass to be sure that you are really a member of this club and not an ‘uninvited guest’ as framed above. And I know, because I’ve done the research, that the World Wide Web was designed by its creators to reflect what we are used to here in rancho bernardo – gated communities of like-minded secret-society members concerned about how to fortify our web pages to make sure no sparkleponypoopeaters mistakenly find their way in.

Anyhoo- all this talk about folks who ‘don’t realize’ who president judge.jury.spymaster.king actually is reminds me of a statement made by the BADBAD person.king called GWBush who once said to a citizen who questioned the decider’s newly created government office on faith based initiatives, “Who cares what you think”

I’m glad in this, the world’s oldest constitutional democracy, where regular citizens are elected to represent the interests of the people, where the Constitution protects the regular people from being wiretapped and surveilled when they hold opinions that differ from the elected administrative officials and gives them due process rights to combat in the courts governments that take the law into their own hands, abandon centuries of US and western law and the theories that underpin our laws that have been taken as part of civilized life on our planet for quite literally centuries, and where we can never be put to death on the whim of a deluded and self-infatuated narcissistic political hack of a neo-fascist, that I no longer have to hope that these protections of civilized small d democratic society are there at my disposal – because (though I will never be able to fully realize why) the super-human who we have collectively vested our faith in will only use his totalitarian powers to protect me and also to act as a protecting.despot killing children & rescue teams (silly me, children who have been deemed by our protector to actually be terrorists and rescue teams that our dear leader informs us are a ‘threat to our national security’) for my protection – and, as a Christian, I can’t even dispair about the blood spilled from the dying carcasses of those little kids and the doctors and nurses and rescue personnel operating those ambulances – because to do so would be admitting that I am a sparkleponypoopmuncher who’s admission to this club could be ‘suspended’ by the little league deciders over here…believe me, not gonna do that

Anyhoo, speaking of sparkleponypoopmunchers; me and Mrs.acmerecords had a quite frightening experience yesterday on our way back from getting our toe jam cuticles cleaned by that really deferential plebe of some kind of foreign extraction (read immigrant) when, as Mrs.acmerecords was minding her own business while walking on the sidewalk while responding to a facebook entry about how cute Mrs Obama looks with her bangs, and the ragamuffin child of some homeless sparkleponypoopmuncher who was sleeping (yes, sleeping!) on the sidewalk tripped Mrs. acmerecords, winding her on the cement with several broken nail-extensions. As I was trying to decide how I could file a lawsuit against the waif & homeless mom an ambulance arrived and the next thing I know – me and Mrs.acmerecords are standing in the emergency room of Cook County (now Stroger) Hospital. I do declare, we were surrounded by so many sparkleponypoopmunchers I really was taken aback. All sorts of people, infants, the elderly, young people, little school kids – amazing so many folks a-lookin’ for a hand out of some kind from the government, like being healthy is some kind of ‘human right’ or something, I do declare.

Shocked as we were, we did observe a sterned faced private security guard doing his best to keep the ponypoopmunchers away from the doctors and nurses and health care – good to know that the state has hired a private contractor (who may not be actually from our club- but who was really good at protecting us from these hand-out seeking poopmunchers..I mean, really, haven’t they ever heard of Humana or Kaiser Permanente?) Well, I have to tell you, that privately contracted gate keeper was great – he really did a great job of keeping the riff-raff away from my guaranteed health care commodity. There was one guy, maybe in his 70’s, who showed up at the door in a wheelchair with an open and oozing sore on his thigh that was making quite a mess – and the guard held his arm out across the entrance way to this public hospital- preventing the oozing ponypoopmuncher from entering the emergency room and asked him pointedly and with gusto “where’s your benefit card” and the possible-patient hung his head and said he didn’t have a card. At which point the private security guard paid for proudly by me & Mrs.acmerecords’ taxes pointed toward the horizon and said “go try resurrection” (another hospital/a private hospital some blocks away) and the silly-lazy-unable to afford insurance-ponypoopmunching obviously sick American (I mean human) slowly rolled his wheelchair away from cook county hospital leaving more “room in the inn” (as it were) for Mrs. acmerecords nail extension injury to be treated (matthew 25:35).

God belss the self-appointed gate keepers in our great land of commerce, god bless the private security guards that my taxes pay for that ensure sparkleponypoopmunchers can’t get their lazy-grubbing hands on what is mine because I can afford it and god bless drone.dealing.corporate.lacky monsignor Obama for realizing that health care is not a human right but rather an expense that must be worked for in our “ownership society” (oops, wrong neo-fascist despotic elected human representing a political party that we otherwise refer to as a president)

Keep up the great work bug, keeping the sick and homeless, the members of other less worthy Abrahamic religions, those who do not share your clearly displayed morals, values and sense of obligation as human beings to others –and just plain sparkleponypoopmunchers – out of sight, out of mind and off “your” webpage as uninvited guests

.. and more power to you that your underlings have been so well trained to do your exclusion work for “ya’ll”

/s  …   🙂

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