The End Of Sarah Palin As We Never Wanted To Know Her


Granny Grifter is well past her freshness date and Fox News gives her the Naughty Monkey boot:

After a three-year run as a paid contributor to the nation’s highest-rated cable news channel, Sarah Palin and FOX News have cut ties, according to a source close to the former Alaska governor.

“It’s my understanding that Gov. Palin was offered a contract by FOX, and she decided not to renew the arrangement,” the source close to Palin told RCP. “She remains focused on broadening her message of common-sense conservatism across the country and will be expanding her voice in the national discussion.”

The source declined to say whether Palin would pursue a television contract with another news network, such as CNN.

Somehow I can’t imagine Princess Dumbass of The Norwoods (credit: C. Pierce) turning down a nice paycheck for troweling on some make-up and spending four minutes  a couple of nights a week salad shooting some incoherent human-like sounds at Greta van Nolips  from her Fox-built Wasilla studio/meth lab/Trig corral. I guess Sarah could end up at CNN which is, after all,  a bit of a mess. Say what you will about the tenets of catering-to-the-lowest-common-denominator, racist, hyperbolic, Express Hover-Round To BugFuckNutsVille Fox News, unlike CNN, at least its an ethos.

More likely in Sarah’s future I see some ribbon cuttings at Hobby Lobby grand openings, a few more domestic disturbance calls from the neighbors living close by Winter White House North Ice Palace Of The Boss Of You Casa de Gunshots & Incoherent Screaming, as well as a thriving online business in used-panties sales because Jeebus knows, the GOP boner boys are going to be be hard-pressed to figure out a way to fap to Dennis Kucinich.

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