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“The 12 Years of post-9/11”

On the first year of post-9/11 our government gave to We, a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the second year of post-9/11 the V.P. gave to We, Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the third year of post-9/11 the DHS gave to We, Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the fourth year of post-9/11 the FBI gave to We, Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the fifth year of post-9/11 the CIA gave to We, Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the sixth year of post-9/11 the TradMed gave to We, Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the seventh year of post-9/11 Obama gave to We, Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the eighth year of post-9/11 the DOJ gave to We, Eight Wrists-a-Slapping
Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the ninth year of post-9/11 our Congress gave to We, Nine Worthless Sessions
Eight Wrists-a-Slapping
Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the tenth year of post-9/11 the TSA gave to We, Ten Breasts-a-Groping
Nine Worthless Sessions
Eight Wrists-a-Slapping
Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the eleventh year of post-9/11 the SEC gave to We, Eleven Bankers Frauding
Ten Breasts-a-Groping
Nine Worthless Sessions
Eight Wrists-a-Slapping
Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the twelfth year of post-9/11 our Senate gave to We, Twelve Wages Crashing
Eleven Bankers Frauding
Ten Breasts-a-Groping
Nine Worthless Sessions
Eight Wrists-a-Slapping
Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity…with no admittance of guilt or personal account for They while every inch of our intimate lives is militarized, scrutinized, and thrown into database files for We.

May We retake our rightful place and right our Republic before Keeping America Safe kills our rights once and for all!

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The Twelve Years of Post-9/11

 

“The 12 Years of post-911”

On the first year of post-9/11 our government gave to We, a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the second year of post-9/11 the V.P. gave to We, Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the third year of post-9/11 the DHS gave to We, Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the fourth year of post-9/11 the FBI gave to We, Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the fifth year of post-9/11 the CIA gave to We, Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the sixth year of post-9/11 the TradMed gave to We, Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the seventh year of post-9/11 Obama gave to We, Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the eighth year of post-9/11 the DOJ gave to We, Eight Wrists-a-Slapping
Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the ninth year of post-9/11 our Congress gave to We, Nine Worthless Sessions
Eight Wrists-a-Slapping
Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the tenth year of post-9/11 the TSA gave to We, Ten Breasts-a-Groping
Nine Worthless Sessions
Eight Wrists-a-Slapping
Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the eleventh year of post-9/11 the SEC gave to We, Eleven Bankers Frauding
Ten Breasts-a-Groping
Nine Worthless Sessions
Eight Wrists-a-Slapping
Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the twelfth year of post-9/11 our Senate gave to We, Twelve Wages Crashing
Eleven Bankers Frauding
Ten Breasts-a-Groping
Nine Worthless Sessions
Eight Wrists-a-Slapping
Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity…with no admittance of guilt or personal account for They while every inch of our intimate lives is militarized, scrutinized, and thrown into database files for We.

May We retake our rightful place and right our Republic before Keeping America Safe kills our rights once and for all!
On the second year of post-911 the V.P. gave to We, Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the third year of post-911 the DHS gave to We, Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the fourth year of post-911 the FBI gave to We, Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the fifth year of post-911 the CIA gave to We, Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the sixth year of post-911 the TradMed gave to We, Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the seventh year of post-911 Obama gave to We, Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the eighth year of post-911 the DOJ gave to We, Eight Wrists-a-Slapping
Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the ninth year of post-911 our Congress gave to We, Nine Worthless Sessions
Eight Wrists-a-Slapping
Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the tenth year of post-911 the TSA gave to We, Ten Breasts-a-Groping
Nine Worthless Sessions
Eight Wrists-a-Slapping
Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the eleventh year of post-911 the SEC gave to We, Eleven Bankers Frauding
Ten Breasts-a-Groping
Nine Worthless Sessions
Eight Wrists-a-Slapping
Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity

On the twelfth year of post-911 our Senate gave to We, Twelve Wages Crashing
Eleven Bankers Frauding
Ten Breasts-a-Groping
Nine Worthless Sessions
Eight Wrists-a-Slapping
Seven Drones-a-Bombing
Six Press-a-Lying
Five Torture Sites
Four Phony Plots
Three Code Reds
Two Endless Wars
And a Patriot Act with Corporate Immunity…with no admittance of guilt or personal account for They while every inch of our intimate lives is militarized, scrutinized, and thrown into database files for We.

May We retake our rightful place and right our Republic before Keeping America Safe kills our rights once and for all!

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