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Beware of the Vampire Smoocher?


During this Holiday Season, politics is quite tiresome and the Tragedy of Newtown, is diminishing my zeitgeist, and where I constantly have to contend with conservatives, albeit Republicans and Democrats alike.  Thus, my perpetuating the New Deal and the Great Society will have to wait for next year.


Therefore, I have extricated myself from politics for the remainder of this month, and as such, I am now in the “gifting” mode during this Holiday Season.  To wit, my telephone messaging machine states the following:


“You have reached the office of the Jubilant Jaango,America’s iconic Vampire Smoocher.  Please leave your name, telephone number, address, and the requisite appointment time for my visit.  And yes, I do home visits.”


A Holiday Season to All!






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