Beware of the Vampire Smoocher?
During this Holiday Season, politics is quite tiresome and the Tragedy of Newtown, is diminishing my zeitgeist, and where I constantly have to contend with conservatives, albeit Republicans and Democrats alike. Thus, my perpetuating the New Deal and the Great Society will have to wait for next year.
Therefore, I have extricated myself from politics for the remainder of this month, and as such, I am now in the “gifting” mode during this Holiday Season. To wit, my telephone messaging machine states the following:
“You have reached the office of the Jubilant Jaango,America’s iconic Vampire Smoocher. Please leave your name, telephone number, address, and the requisite appointment time for my visit. And yes, I do home visits.”
A Holiday Season to All!