Conservatives Are All Now The President Of The Internet
Over at Michelle Malkin’s Twitter-Twatting ForTweakers they are high-fiving and chest-bumping and dick-tapping (don’t ask) – and doing other things that are equally painful to watch when white people do them – over their incredible super cool beans year on the internet where they CRUSHED their enemies and pwnd social media and now they control the levers of power and NOTHING can stop them BWAHAHAHAHA…..
Since Twitchy launched in March, we’ve been documenting daily evidence of conservative Twitter domination and hilarious liberal hashtag failures. Whether it’s hijacking progressive hashtags or launching their own, conservatives rule the political Twitterverse.
Today, Twitter confirmed what Twitchy has been reporting. The #tcot, or “top conservatives on Twitter” hashtag, tops the list of political hashtags for 2012.
And it’s far from the only top conservative trend. The next four spots went to #teaparty, #gop, #romney and Mitt Romney.
Congrats to all the happy warriors on Twitter who delighted in crushing narratives, mocking the steady supply of mock-worthy liberal nonsense and tweeting truth to power!
Of course the 2012 election where conservatives only managed to score “Participant” certificates didn’t exactly go their way (curse you, Nate Silver!) but their social media win will undoubtedly keep them warm when they are rounded up and placed in the FEMA/ACORN Muslim Re-Education and Forced Homosexuality Camps in January.
I hear the barracks are drafty, the food is poor, and such small portions….
(Bonus): Jesse collects some of that #tcot #WIN