A Dream Come True, I’ll Live There ’til I Die

I have been otherwise occupied, but here are some things that are supposedly things:

Shorter Newt Gingrich:

My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy Senator who knows this kid who’s going with the girl major network journalist who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night some secret Benghazi emails. I guess it’s pretty serious.

Might I just add that this rightwing obsession with Benghazi where Benghazi has grown to become 9/11 times the Holocaust plus the Rape of Nanking, is the most amazing wingnut freakout that I’ve seen since Hillary murdered her lesbian lover, Vince Foster, in Fort Marcy Park with a candlestick.

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Sweet Jeebus Driving A Forklift, could Breitbart’s Joel Pollack possibly be making a grab for Jim Hoft’s Stupidest Person On The Internet tiara?

Alex Pareene:

But my favorite explanation comes from genius political analyst Joel Pollack at Big Government, one of the increasingly easily ignorable stable of dumb blogs and lie-generation machines founded by the late Andrew Breitbart.

Here is Pollack’s theory: Christie is praising Obama because Mitt Romney is so far ahead that it doesn’t matter.

“But the truth about Christie’s outreach to Obama is blindingly obvious: Mitt Romney is now running away with this election, freeing Christie to praise the president without fear that doing so will tip the scales.”

Sometimes it is hard to believe that Illinois’s 9th congressional district passed on a catch like him.

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