Eric Holder And His Bitchin’ ‘Fro Was Once An Angry Black Man

Another hot scoop from Tucker Carlson’s White Citizens Council Newsletter & Pennysaver!

It seems that bland inoffensive corporate lawyer  Eric Holder was once an obstreperous and, dare I say it: a uppity young buck who once tried to mau-mau Columbia University into creating a place for black students to meet and plot how they would intimidate white people attempting to vote in future 2008 America.  As part of their master plan for the Negrofication of America,  these black students would make white America guilt-elect a secret Kenyan Muslim as President who would then appoint Holder as the new Attorney General, giving him the power to just blow the whole intimidation thing off. Also, back at Columbia? Holder maybe had guns or was armed with a spear or something. I think nunchucks were kind of popular around then. Yes. Yes they were. We’ll say that Holder had nunchucks; he was ‘nunchuked up’ as was the custom of the time.

As a freshman at Columbia University in 1970, future Attorney General Eric Holder participated in a five-day occupation of an abandoned Naval Reserve Officer Training Corps (ROTC) headquarters with a group of black students later described by the university’s Black Students’ Organization as “armed,” The Daily Caller has learned.

Department of Justice spokeswoman Tracy Schmaler has not responded to questions from The Daily Caller about whether Holder himself was armed — and if so, with what sort of weapon.

You are being vetted Barack Obama Eric Holder!
The details of the student-led occupation, including the claim that the raiders were “armed,” come from a deleted Web page of the Black Students’ Organization (BSO) at Columbia, a successor group to the SAAS. Contemporary newspaper accounts in The Columbia Daily Spectator, a student newspaper, did not mention weapons.


Holder, now the United States’ highest-ranking law enforcement official, has given conflicting accounts of this episode during college commencement addresses at Columbia, but both the BSO’s website and the Daily Spectator have published facts that conflict with his version of events.
Apparently, in a speech, Holder once said he participated in the ROTC occupation when he was a senior  BUT IT REALLY HAPPENED WHEN HE WAS A FRESHMAN which can only mean that Holder is LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING and has actually  been packing heat since 1970 and up until recently when he disarmed himself and gave all of his guns for free to the Mexicans  because Eric Holder is a  complicated man and no one understands him but his woman.
Can you dig it?

Anyway nobody was ever prosecuted for taking over the ROTC building probably because nobody was really actually armed and, besides, it was the 70’s and everyone was stoned all of the time on the marijuana cigarettes and Annie Green Springs Peach Crisp wine and we spent all of our time watching The Flip Wilson Show on TV and laughing at stuff that wasn’t really funny.

As for Eric Holder, he went on to graduate from Columbia and then  have a fine career with the Indians, Yankees, White Sox, Padres, and Rangers.



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