Dotty TV Grandma Saves Ole Joe Biden’s Bacon

Taking time out from wondering why the Lamestream Media is not running 24/7 coverage of The Great Family Research Council Wounding like Fox & Friends is doing (Steve Doucey: “Why are conservatives so much better at gun-related massacres?” Brian Kilmeade” “I know, it’s so weird!  LOL!“) wingnut intellectuals  moved on to wondering if Chicago thugster Barack “The Divisiver” Obama was going to sack Joe Biden for not being as ruthlessly handsome as a certain zombie-eyed granny-starver. According to Bill Kristol’s frighteningly accurate Weekly Standard, the President, Biden, and Hillary Clinton  were going to have a  working lunch today (Mini-Pizza Lunchables,  banana & aborted baby smoothies, followed by pudding cups) after which Obama was going to tell his lunch mates “Everyone who is going to serve in my new administration, raise your hand… Not so fast there, Joe”.

But this did not happen because New Black Panther Party spokesmodel Sarah Palin went on Greta Van Susteren’s You & Me & Todd Makes Three show and shot her big lipsticked pitbull mouth off:

The former GOP vice presidential candidate told Fox News’s Greta Van Susteren that Biden’s comment at a Tuesday rally in Danville, Va., should mark “the nail in the coffin” for the vice president.

“There weren’t enough groans and boos when he said such a disgusting comment, really, especially to a demographic there that includes 48 percent of the community being black Americans,” Palin said Tuesday night. “Greta, if that’s not the nail of the coffin. Really the strategists there in the Obama campaign have got to look at a diplomatic way of replacing Joe Biden on the ticket with Hillary.

“And I don’t want to throw out that suggestion and have them actually accept the suggestion because then an Obama/Clinton ticket would have a darn good chance of winning. But really Joe Biden really drags down that ticket,” Palin added.

So that would be good news for conservatives right? Biden on the ticket?

Cap’n Ed thinks so or maybe not:

After that well-publicized challenge, Obama wouldn’t dare take her advice and dump Biden from the ticket. Even a medical reason would look like a panicked, defensive move at this point, especially after this week’s nonstop series of VP bungling on the campaign trail. We’re more likely to see a Biden apology than a withdrawal, and I don’t think that’s likely at all. The last convention purge of an incumbent VP from a ticket came in 1944, and only because Henry Wallace had become an open admirer of Joseph Stalin — and thankfully, we ended up with a President Truman rather than a President Wallace.

Obama’s stuck with Biden. That’s actually bad news for everyone, but fortunately American voters can keep Biden from being one heartbeat away from the presidency in November.

So either Sarah Palin is an evil clown for endangering America by keeping Joe Biden just one disgruntled Constitutional “patriot” with a high-powered semi-automatic musket away from the presidency or Palin is an evil genius for forcing Obama’s hand and thereby dooming his electoral prospects

Either way, we can all agree that she is evil.

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