Snow White and Mitt Romney
The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.
As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.
As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.
One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived. “Hello, hello!” she shouted. “Can anyone hear me? Hello!”
For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, “Hello! Is anyone down there?”
Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from deep within the mine.”
Vote for Romney, Vote for Romney.”
Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, “oh thank you God, at least Dopey is still alive.”