Internet To Be 11% Less Stupid On Friday, 19% Less Wolverine-ish

In an effort to call attention to some minor legal squabbles at a very low court level, Ace O’ Spades is calling upon all conservative bloggers to Shut The Fuck Up this Friday because … fuck it, seriously, I don’t know what the hell they think they’re doing but it’s hard to see any downside to this, so I guess I shouldn’t complain.

Anyway, here’s the dealio, you figure it out:

For now, I’m just going to write this, to let people know my plan.

On Friday, this site will be absolutely dead-silent, which is what Brett Kimberlin and his stalker crew seeks, and what the media and our supposed Representatives in Congress would permit.

The only post on Friday will be a bold-faced Open Letter to Congress, urging them to act and not attempt to pass the buck to others.

They are our representatives; we would like some representation.

They vowed to defend and protect the Constitution; they can honor that vow now.

I will post links of Congressmen’s and Senator’s email addresses and offices and phone numbers, and urge every concerned American citizen to let them know, in no uncertain terms, that a crime in progress against the First Amendment (and people’s safety) is occurring, and we humbly request they take this seriously.

They are literally going to get someone killed. That is their endgame here.

Will the media and Congress pretend “we didn’t know” when this happens?

I’m sure that the members of Congress, who like to bolt their offices as early as possible on a Friday afternoon in early June in order to get home/play golf/start getting drunk/get peed upon while wearing only a diaper (David Vitter only), will set aside the start of their weekend just so they can read open letters ( in BOLD! ALL CAPS!!1!) on the internets  about the Constitution  that have been written by a  sweaty bunch of fourth and fifth-tier paranoid drama-queen bloggers .

Yes. This will definitely happen.

This is going to be the Greatest Act of Grassroots Citizen Activism since the Palinista’s Road To Ruin Car Stopathon brought down the Obama administration. By Monday, nothing will ever be the same again.


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