John McCain Confesses That He Has Been Senile For Years
John McCain, who goes on Sunday shows every week to get out of going to church or taking his wife out for Mother’s Day Brunch (because she is “… NOT MY MOTHERFUCKING MOTHER, GODDAMIT SHIT PISS ASSHOLE!!”), showed up on one of the morning shows this morning (does it matter which one? No. No, it does not) to admit that he has been crazier than a shithouse Malkin for, like, years now. He just shows up and just blabbers shit and it’s not like David Gregory or whichever idiot who hosts the show actually listens to the answers because they’re too preoccupied with thinking about getting home ASAP and cleaning up the hooker blood before the wife and kids get home from their weekend in the Hamptons.
Anyway, John McCain, yeah that guy, what did he say today? Oh yes, John McCain is giving Mitt “Mitt” Romney advice on picking a running mate because John McCain is a Level 33 Super Expert at it:
This morning on ABC’s This Week, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., weighed in on Mitt Romney’s hotly anticipated vice presidential pick. The former presidential candidate’s advice was clear.
“The absolute, most important aspect is, if something happened to him, would that person be well qualified to take that place?” said McCain. “I happen to believe that was the primary factor in my decision in 2008. And I know it will be Mitt’s.”
Either John McCain has forgotten who he actually selected or he thinks that he chose that nice gay Jewish boy Lindsey McLieberman who wheels him into the day room (Senate) every day. That’s probably it. Either way, after he said it, something white dribbled out of the corner his mouth and everyone kind of looked away and pretended like it didn’t happen.
Just being polite and understanding…