Catholic League To Crucify Jew For Vagina Manger Blasphemy
Owner of a Stage 3 Systolic/Diastolic BP, Bill Donohue of the Catholic League is not amused by some smart-assed Jew York comedian who placed Our Lord Jesus Christ’s birthbarn right next to A LADY VAGINA which is wrong wrong wrong because everyone knows that Jesus and Catholic Priests would never go there so: Manger Libel!:
A segment of The Daily Show skewering the media fervor over the “war on women” that recommended that women use “vagina mangers” to protect themselves has come under fire from the Catholic League, who have promised to boycott the show. The organization also alleges that the media is guilty of a cover-up for not highlighting the “vagina manger” bit.
This must be true, because “Vagina Manger” in a headline? Hello, Politico and New York Times? Click bait! Win the morning!
Donohue, who recently began a War on Other Lady Parts, dictated this statement to one of his lubed-up altar boy bondage slaves for public release:
The cover-up is revealing. This episode of “The Daily Show” was done to protest Fox’s alleged indifference to the “war on women,” and in doing so Stewart not only made a vulgar attack on Christians, he objectified women.
We are asking Stewart to apologize. If he does not, we will mobilize Protestants, Jews, Mormons and Muslims to join us in a boycott of his sponsors. Moreover, we will not stop with a boycott; there are other things that can be done to register our outrage. We are prepared to spend the money it takes to make this a nationwide issue, and we are prepared to stay the course. Tomorrow we will have something definitive to say, one way or the other.
I like the “alleged” indifference by Fox to the “war on women”. Well played, Bill, well played…