Various media outlets noted that eldest First Daughter Malia Obama is currently on a Spring Break school trip with some classmates  in Oaxaca, Mexico only to pull the  articles down because,  as noted at Buzzfeed:

There’s a long tradition of keeping presidents’ kids out of the press, but the newswire reported today on details of Obama’s elder daughter’s travel in Mexico. The story was quickly removed from websites across the Internet, but you can’t unring that bell.

That should be the end of that, but …. No.

That is because, in Wingnut World, ‘Occam’s Razor’ (where you are given potential answers to a problem, the simplest one with the fewest assumptions is usually the correct one) does not apply  probably because ‘Occam’s Razor’ sounds like Muslim for “boxcutter”. 9/11!  Never forget!

Also, Sharia empiricism, too!

So when stories about Malia’s school trip started disappearing off of the internets, keen-eyed Real Americans smelled a rat, a Demo-rat in fact, and none were hotter on the trail of what nefarious tricks Barry “Barry” Soterobama was up to than the Bedlamites over at Glenn Beck’s House O’ Dementia & Bargain-Priced Gold:

Have you heard that Malia Obama, the president’s daughter, is reportedly spending her spring break in Oaxaca, Mexico? Allegedly, she’s jetting off with some of her classmates and 25 Secret Service agents to a country that the State Department has said all Americans should avoid. But something is different about the latest “Obama vacation controversy:” references to it are disappearing from the Internet — and fast.

Around 3:00 EST, a Telegraph story reporting on the event was the first to vanish (note how the url remains the same in the “before” and “after”)

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hen, the related Huffington Post article was found to be linking back to a completely unrelated Yahoo News page titled “Senegal Music Star Youssou Ndour Hits Campaign Trail.”

Yeah, this looks pretty suspicious but it  isn’t too surprising that it is being hushed up  since the EmmEssEmm is totally in the bag for Obama. So when he sends his daughter into Mexico – WHICH IS NOT SAFE BECAUSE: MEXICANS! – probably to mule back hundreds of kilos of uncut heroin aboard Air Force 1 (or whatever her personal taxpayer funded jet is called, probably Angela Davis Airways or something)  the complicit media  who won’t vet the President  aren’t going to say jackshit  as long as they get a taste of that sweet sweet oblivion.

But, whats that you say?

Free Republic removed a related discussion thread:

OH. HOLY. SHIT! They got to Free Republic! This goes much deeper than we ever could have expected.

Take it away, Becktards:

That’s creepy, the fact that their delibrately (sic) pulling this because of the elections sends chills through me.

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Google, Yahoo, and Youtube have Dem operatives working for all three…. They have been rapidly deleting anything that makes Obama look bad, Youtube just completely took RT News off its site, who were very critical of Obama. They also scrubbed the Obama Impeachment Resolution from the Web for the most part..

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Would it have to do with the amount of taxpayer resources being spent for this CHILD of the Emperor and his Queen to vacation. 25 secret service agents delegated to her protection there, on our dime. Can someone come up with a dollar figure on what this childs trip is costing the nation? Or would it have something to do with 10 decapitated heads being found at a slaughterhouse in Teloloapan north of Acapulco with the lack of media attention on the drug war where it will get more eyes on it since ppl will be following what this child is up on OUR DIME!!!!!??

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NObama must have threatened to nationalize the news originations (sic) reporting the story!

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Malina probably secretly traveled to Mexico to get an abortion. This is why Obama was so concerned about birth control pills. Mechelle Obama also had an abortion two years ago. Everywhere around the world foreign newspapers including India were congratulating the First Family on the good news… then nothing.

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The daughter of the American dictator is vacationing in Oaxaca? Not surprising. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Pure hypocrisy. Seems like the state department put the warning out on purpose just to keep the area less crowded for 25 secret service agents and I’m sure the other kids were “handpicked” Spring Breakers. Nothing ever happens by accident with these people. Security is just a cover yet again. Americans should not be going into Mexico, unless you’re stupid or have 25 secret service agents. Everything is coordinated and these stories are being yanked because we live under a communist media industrial complex. This is pure Pravda. And for those who say the kids are off limits, you’re asleep at the wheel. These kids are pawns to Barry and Moochelle. They use them worse than anything the media could print about them. Like Glenn says, keep the links or get screenshots of these stories since the statist media is running and covering for their King. They do their best to erase history. Print them out and make a scrapbook if necessary!!

And now, before we get to the Bull Goose Loony Spends-The Day-In-An-Adult-Diaper-By-Choice  Grand Prize winner, here is the first runner-up:

Malia Ann Obama.

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Coincidence? I think not. Especially after all that I have learned about Mr. & Mrs. Barry Sotero and Sistah Souljah over the last 3.5 years. Many things we all should have learned *before* the POTUS election 2008. But, that‘s what happens when you have the MSM deep in the tank for a candidate that’s viable — and black (well, half-black, but let’s not split genomes… er, hairs).

Close, but no cigar.

Here is Your Champion presented in a  screenshot  since I didn’t think you guys would believe me.

The only thing that kept this from achieving  Peak Wingnut Nirvana was the failure to suggest that this is why Eric Holder has been selling guns to Mexican terrorists. Q.E.D, case closed, in your face, suck it

EPISTEMIC closure bitch. get some.