The Entire Internet Hates Brooks Bayne’s Guts

When we last left Brooks Bayne, Internet Man of Mystery/ Alpha Male Exxxtreeme/Shredder of Guitars/Paintball Ninja/Pontificator on String Theory & How To Use A Hammer,  he was all: WAR, bitch. get some.

With his unique theories about How The Jews Stole Christmas Created Marxism posted on the internets for everyone’s consideration, he  spent the better part of the day trying to twitter-banging people whom he believed to be his comrades-in-arms-against-the-Muslim-Marxist  into a “heh, indeed” or a “+1” for his genius only  to discover that that the world is just not ready, nor can it handle,  the kind of TRUTH that Brooks Bayne is “rapping at you”. In fact, to use an internet tradition, it turns out that he is a man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can’t get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.

And, speaking of hostility, The Right, to their credit (hands across the aisle, bitchez!) are disavowing him based not only upon his yeoman work, but apparently because he has a history as History’s Greatest Douche.

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This is not to say that Brooks is friendless in the world:

(Bob “Gun Counter Gomer” Owens! and this also)

(Added) For those unclear on the concept, Mr. Wurtzel is not a big fan of Bayne. But Stormfront is.

I bet there is a lot of tension at those Breitbart World Enterprises editorial meetings with Joel Pollak and Ben Shapiro.  And it’s not sexual tension.

Well, maybe just a little for the Virgin Ben…

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