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Herman Cain launches web site catering to misogynists, attacking ‘husbandless’ accusers

What the ever-loving-f*ck is this?

“Women For Cain” is an online national fellowship of women dedicated to helping elect Herman Cain as the next President of the United States.

Mr. Cain has been a strong advocate for women throughout his lifetime, defending and promoting the issues of quality health care, family, education, equality in the workplace and many other concerns so important to American women.

He sure has a great way of showing some women how to find and “rendezvous” with his crotch, and to learn how to deal with untoward sexual comments and advances. You know, the kind of on-the-job skilz he’s talking about when he refers to being a “strong advocate.”

He may also be referring to his unique mentorship that includes financial counseling text messages in the dead of night.

Give it up Herman, the train with women voters on it has left the station, with you left in the Clown Car parking lot.

Oh wait — did I mention that his wife, Gloria Cain, is the National Chairperson for “Women for Cain“? The spouse he kept in the dark about his “friendship” with Ginger White?

Wow. Is there a meter to detect the amount of #FAIL about all of this — the excuses, the bold claim that all of these women are vindictive,” “jealous,” “unstable,” and, get this — “husbandless.” It reeks of male insecurity and powerlessness – a desperate attempt to show that he, not these women, is in control — and he has the babes to prove he’s in the right — and those “bimbos” making accusations are wrong. I have no doubt that it will solidify his support from the misogynist base of the GOP.

Jed Lewison @ DKos:

As for whether or not he had a consensual affair with Ginger White, there’s plenty of other reasons to oppose Herman Cain. But given that there’s plenty of reason to believe White’s story and that Cain is refusing to offer any evidence that it is untrue, these kinds of attacks are disgusting.

Finally, I wonder whether Gloria Cain really does support the effort on Cain’s website. Earlier today, The Daily Beast not only reported that she wants him out of the campaign, but that she knows he’s had issues with women. If he does quit—and I suspect he will—it’ll be a clear sign that his own site dishonestly used his wife’s name to attack innocent women. And I hope they sue him for every dime they can get.

How much do you have to hate women to engage in this level of misogyny? If the Cain’s have some sort of private arrangement about dalliances, that’s one thing, but to go into this level of hateful damage control is undecent. I guess the only conclusion one can come to is that Herman Cain is really that dumb and arrogant — he thought his “wandering, hungry serpent” wasn’t going to receive scrutiny in the 24/7 news cycle?

To try to save his @ss on the backs of women is just revolting.

Now, I’m just waiting for him to hold a “I’ve found Jesus” presser to explain it all away.

UPDATE: The banner with those women at the top of the new site? It’s a stock photo, not a pic of actual “Women For Cain.”


UPDATE 2: Men for Cain is up and it’s a howler (also with a Twitter account).

“Men For Cain” is a national online high-five of men dedicated to giving props to the ultimate ladies’ man Herman Cain, our next President of the United States. Mr. Cain, beyond any other candidate with exception of maybe Newt, has done more to get into women’s pants throughout his lifetime, defending and promoting the negative issues associated with quality PDA, T&A and serious office groping. Forget the 9-9-9 plan, let’s talk about the 6-9 plan. When the liberal lame-stream media calls his skill with the ladies “exploits,” Mr. Cain calls them conquests. As the nation is struggling to find work, Mr. Cain has found countless jobs for women, right there in his pants. And the best part, his wife has no idea. His erection will win this election for GOP. Join us and voice your support to Herman Cain, our next Philander in Chief.

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