There Will Be TeBlood: Week 2 Of The Tebow Era
Fresh off of their thrilling victory over Florida’s third best Pop Warner Team, the Denver Broncos, led by God’s Favorite Son/Quarterback, will take on the Detroit today. It is entirely possible that Juicebox Jesus will spend part of the day wearing a Ndamukong Suh-t. Also, Tebowing so you all can quit sending me links.
Feel free to talk NFL or whatever and remember: if your favorite team loses today, it’s probably Obama’s fault.
Losing 24-3 with 96 total yards of offense in the first half.
Also sacked three times and stripped of the ball once (which he recovered).
apocalypse game review):
The Lions (6-2) sacked Tebow seven times and turned his two turnovers into touchdowns as they snapped a two-game skid.Cornerback Chris Houston had the fourth 100-yard interception return in team history and defensive end Cliff Avril got the sack, the strip and the scoop, rumbling 24 yards into the end zone with the fumbled football as part of Detroit’s 45-point run after the Broncos (2-5) had taken a 3-0 lead on their first drive.Lions linebacker Stephen Tulloch celebrated his sack of Tebow by joining the “Tebowing” craze, striking a prayerful pose near a prone second-year quarterback in the first half.
And here we go
Actually doubled his QB rating late in the game during garbage time which reminds us of:
Coach; We’re putting you in the game during garbage time.
Player: When is garbage time?
Coach: Whenever we put you in a game.