Watercooler: “All you can do is give that woodchuck a tuna melt, or romantic shoes, or…”Kelly Canfield2011-10-28
… a metal skull crusher. It’s crazy!” And you know, I never knew that “Mexican people don’t eat sugar. Especially when it’s a mix of lice and tiger DNA.”
I too refuse to eat 2,000 beans to build trust in these crazy cyborgs.
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