Grandma Grifter/Snowbilly Snooki/Caribou Barbie/Bible Spice (take yer pick) Sarah Palin is not running for President and now we will never have to hear about her or from her ever again for the rest of our lives.
Ha ha. Fat chance.
Like herpes the Snowtrash Family Palin will never disappear and they and the ever-expanding brood of 6-month gestation snowbabies that they keep pooping out will haunt us forever just as Sarah Palin prophesied today:
I will continue driving the discussion for freedom and free markets, including in the race for President where our candidates must embrace immediate action toward energy independence through domestic resource developments of conventional energy sources, along with renewables. We must reduce tax burdens and onerous regulations that kill American industry, and our candidates must always push to minimize government to strengthen the economy and allow the private sector to create jobs.
In the coming weeks I will help coordinate strategies to assist in replacing the President, re-taking the Senate, and maintaining the House.
For those who are unfamiliar with the snowgrifter patois, Sarah will continue drawing funds from SarahPac (who will maintain their excellent work fleecing low-income low-information Branson-Americans out of a substantial portion of their disability checks) in order to finance her Grift Across America vacations whenever she feels the need to take a breather from from her Alaskan snowfort or her Arizona meth ranch. Of course it won’t always be vacation time for Sarah Palin as she will occasionally “work”, giving pro-business speeches to trade groups full of horny middle-aged white men who think they might have a shot of playing touch the tit with her, all for the price of a speaking fee and first class travel and accommodations.
Outside of that she will spend more time with her family overseeing the impending pregnancy of Willow, the future diva-hood of Piper and occasionally checking in on and throwing biscotti ends to lil Trigger in appreciation for his fine work as a prop back when she thought she might have future as a politician instead of as a full-time attention whore.