Robert Stacy McCain is hotter than Georgia asphalt over reports that Sarah Palin may have gone one-on-one with Glenn Rice, but not the basketball one-on-one, more like the my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun kind of one-on-one, if you catch my drift. After a extensive history explaining that Democrats invented racism, Robert Stacy gets to the meat of the matter, so to speak,  by highlighting the offensive passages:

McGinniss claims Sarah had a steamy interracial hookup with basketball stud GLEN RICE less than a year before she eloped with her husband Todd.


A publishing source told The ENQUIRER that McGinniss claims Sarah had a “fetish” for black men at the time and he quotes a friend as saying Sarah had “hauled (Rice’s) ass down.”

Hunh! Good gawd y’all, That Rice is a bad motherf– shut yo mouth — but I’m talkin’s ’bout Rice — we can dig it — He’s a complicated man but no one understands him but a fledgling sports reporter for the Anchorage TV station KTUU.

Stacy gets all het up about this possibly because it occurred in the late eighties which means it probably was accompanied by a bow-chicka-wow-wow soundtrack (…as did all sex in those days, kids. Ask your parents. Over diner.):

What a pathetic travesty to see Joe McGinniss, who gained national fame for The Selling of the President, reduced to such a lurid and digusting (sic) excuse for “journalism.” What possible purpose could his claims serve, except as a vile personal smear on a Republican politician who is also a wife, mother and grandmother?

But wait…. What is wrong about a young single healthy white woman wanting to get her badunkadunk bonked?

Oh, I get it.

Stacy is afraid that Sarah’s commonsense conservative heartland, perfectly reasonable, don’t-have-a-racist-bone-in-their-bodies, nosiree bob, fan base might be put off their feed a touch by the image in their heads of  a lithe young Sarah Palin grunting and heaving, her breasts swaying to an almost hypnotic jungle rhythm, as her  white body is ravished while mounted reverse cowgirl style upon the massive black member of an almost Kenyan.

Did I mention that the bed was covered in zebra-striped velvet and this was on the wall ?

Yup. Oh, and there was lots of  smoke too. Probably from marijuana.

Anyway, if Sarah’s fans are troubled by such an image they can take solace in the fact that it is not the result of racism bubbling up from deep within but is instead a perfectly natural response as explained by… Robert Stacy McCain:

“[T]he media now force interracial images into the public mind and a number of perfectly rational people react to these images with an altogether natural revulsion. The white person who does not mind transacting business with a black bank clerk may yet be averse to accepting the clerk as his sister-in-law, and THIS IS NOT RACISM, no matter what Madison Avenue, Hollywood and Washington tell us.”

I bet that is a relief….



Yeah. Like I would tell you....