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Remember back in July when actress Mila Kunis agreed to accompany a Marine to the Marine cotillion/prom/coming out party thing? Conservatives got all bonerfied because, finally there was an upstanding (and hawt) Hollywood actress who understood that freedom isn’t free and, omigawd , she’s Ukrainian! so she KNOWS how good she has it here unlike all those Hollyweird homos and America haters.

Yeah, good times.

Well it seems that Tim Graham, whose job it is to wander into ladies hair salons and hang out by the dressing rooms at Forever 21 studying and absorbing lady culture and occasionally glimpsing some nipple ( a sighting he excitedly reports back to Brent Bozell leading to epic dutch rudder sessions)  was idly flipping through the latest  copy of Stylist while waiting for his pedicure to dry (Essie Lapis of Luxury, if you must know, because sandal season isn’t over quite yet, girls) when he espied this interview with… Mila Kunis! Excitedly tapping out a post on his Hello Kitty Edition Blackberry, Tim wrote:

Actress Mila Kunis granted an interview (and cover photo) to Stylist magazine and proclaimed “I love Barack Obama” and that young Republicans are “ill-informed” in Middle America and can’t tell you why they oppose Obama. She lectured others to get educated and explain how you voted, and “don’t tell me it’s because of religion either because that whole thing is knocked completely out the window.”

In the same interview, when they asked if she would write a movie script, Kunis explained “I can barely write an e-mail. I can’t form a sentence to save my life.”

Everyone is waiting to know what Mila Kunis believes on the debt limit….

Mee-OW rowr, Tim you wicked bitch you. What, pray tell, did Mila say?:

STYLIST: Does it frustrate you how many people are politically unaware, particularly in our age group?

KUNIS: Yes, because you are given such an amazing opportunity with so much information. Why is no one taking advantage of it? You don’t have to watch Fox News or CNN or MSNBC; you don’t have to be part of a political party, you could just read. Why is nobody reading? I feel like, in our generation, people don’t read.

STYLIST: It’s true…

KUNIS: They don’t read books, they don’t read the paper, they don’t read the news. So obviously you are incredibly ill-informed to the point where they will go do these tests in Middle America, And they’ll ask, ‘OK, what party are you?’ And they’ll say, ‘Republican’. ‘Why?’ And they can’t even tell you. They have no idea what the Republican Party stands for. Why did I vote for Obama? I can tell you why I voted for him, what I agreed and disagreed with him on, for hours. It’s crazy to me that people don’t educate themselves about the world considering so many of them have children who are going to suffer because of it.

Whoever you vote for, don’t do it just because. And don’t tell me it’s because of religion either because that whole thing is knocked completely out the window. So you better just educate yourself.

To which Tim, doing his best Nancy Grace impersonation practiced for hours on end in front of a mirror, arched one eyebrow and waspishly added:

Kunis also says she’s very proud of providing the voice of Meg on “Family Guy” and loves it when people yell “Shut up, Meg!” on the street. Perhaps “Meg” should keep quiet until she does more reading on what Obama’s doing to the economy.

Oh, BURN. Totally goes in the Burn Book. A round of iced Caramel Macchiatos for everyone!

And, of course, nobody saw this coming…

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