The Ironic News Report was unfortunately unable to cover the big Prayer-A-Palooza hosted by Governor Rick Perry in Texas this weekend.  We can only imagine what the prayers recited by Governor Perry were like. Maybe:


Now I lay me down to gove’n,
I deny Climate Change with Texas hot as an oven.

If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Lord those Liberals bake.

And should I live for other days,
I’ll put Tea Partiers in the Committee of Means and Ways.

Lord, be with me through the campaign fight
And keep my funds flowing from the religious right.



*Please don’t fReAk out. This is Satire 😉


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