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I know I’m supposed to be celebrating the fact that the Casey Anthony non-conviction is proof that the system works and Nancy Grace is a horrible fucking person (which she is) but Jesus Fucking Christ:

On the eve of her sentencing that could set her free for the first time in nearly three years, a look back at Casey Anthony’s jailhouse letters show that the 25-year-old may have more children upon her release.


Some of the letters may also provide a glimpse into what Casey Anthony may do with the money some speculate she could make from a book deal or a movie deal.

“No matter how much money I have someday, all I want to do is live comfortably, not worrying about bills, food or even a few clothes,” wrote Casey Anthony. “Everything in moderation and modesty.”

In one letter she refers to a book she has dreams of writing, describing it as a “partial memoir/comedy/relationship advice book for those not in the know.”

“It’s a way to settle many rumors and to share my insight about love, life and most important – God,” she wrote. “Who knows.”

Yes. Someday we may have a “relationship’ book written by Casey Anthony. With jokes!

Meh, I guess if Bristol Palin can be the spokesperson for abstinence, anything is possible.

Having said that, Anthony’s Eat, Pray, Love, Drown, Party! should go nicely on my bookshelf right next to OJ Simpson’s 1001 Knife Tricks



Yeah. Like I would tell you....