Dumb As A Bumpit

Ahistorical Barbie

PALIN: He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms uh by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free and we were going to be armed.


I’m also enjoying her, “If This Is Tuesday, It Must Be Gettysberg” flash tour:

On most of the stops, Palin hasn’t lingered: she didn’t see the slave quarters or take the cruise at Mount Vernon; she spent only 20 minutes at Fort McHenry, 30 minutes at the National Archives; under an hour at Gettysburg and Independence Hall in Philadelphia. Really, just long enough for a photo op, to answer a couple of questions from reporters and to sign some paraphernalia for supporters.

Yeah, you can probably see everything there is to see in the National Archives in thirty minutes.

The big question for me is: whither lil Trigger? I’ve been checking out the pictures at SarahPac, and mommy’s favorite lil prop is nowhere to be found. And with Palin’s parents and the other Palin griftlettes along for the trip, you have to wonder where the little guy is…

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