Jonah And The Fail


Super Political Genius Jonah Goldberg had some advice for Republicans in the LA Times on Tuesday:

So the question many are asking is, should Ryan ride to the rescue? If the election is going to be a referendum on his plan, maybe the one guy who can sell it should get in the race. On Monday, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor called for Ryan to get in the race, saying, “Paul’s about real leadership.”

If Ryan ran, he would probably drive the other candidates further away from his own plan while forcing them to come up with serious alternatives of their own. If he got the nomination, many think he would clean Obama’s clock in the debates.

It’s a lot to ask. He has three young kids and would have to get organized and funded from a cold start for a long-shot run. But politics is about moments, and this one is calling him. Unless someone suddenly rises to the challenge, the cries of “Help us, Paul Ryan, you’re our only hope!” will only get louder.

Eighteen hours later:

Democrats scored an upset in one of New York’s most conservative Congressional districts on Tuesday, dealing a blow to the national Republican Party in a race that largely turned on the party’s plan to overhaul Medicare.


Voters, who turned out in strikingly large numbers for a special election, said they trusted Ms. Hochul, the county clerk of Erie County, to protect Medicare.

“I have almost always voted the party line,” said Gloria Bolender, a Republican from Clarence who is caring for her 80-year-old mother. “This is the second time in my life I’ve voted against my party.”

Pat Gillick, a Republican from East Amherst, who also cast a ballot for Ms. Hochul, said, “The privatization of Medicare scares me.”

The district, which stretches from Buffalo to Rochester, has been in Republican hands for four decades, producing influential figures like Representative Jack Kemp and siding with Carl P. Paladino, a Republican, over Andrew M. Cuomo in the governor’s race last year.

This is very impressive. With Bill Kristol it sometimes takes weeks before he is proven absolutely positively completely fucking wrong. Jonah managed to do it in a fraction of a news cycle. Kudos to the writer the LA Times calls “the most prominent young conservative journalists on the scene today.”

Bonus  “shorter” election evaluation from “greasy self-promoting dumb assErick Erick Erick Greasy Self-Promoting Dumbassickson:

The stupid Republicans lost because they nominated a Republican in a strong Republican district. Not because of that Medicare thing that everyone is talking about. Stupid shits….


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