In lieu of A Very Serious Thoughtful Argument That Has Never Been Made In Such Detail Or With Such Care regarding the morality of killing Osama bin Laden as opposed to capturing him and trying him before the world, I thought it more important to point out that America’s Tit-Shimmy Princess was on the red carpet last night talking about how hard it is out there for a single mom who makes north of $300,000 a year:

Between putting food on the table and a roof over their heads, some months there is hardly enough left over for major reconstructive surgery.

To be fair, maybe she has recently shed that protective layer of fat that mama bears add on for those cold Alaskan winters. Also, eye lift, too.



Yeah. Like I would tell you....