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38 Days Till Toast Time

Thirty-eight days until the Rapture!  There’s no doubt it’s coming because “The world-wide success of the Gay Pride/Same Sex Marriage movement is a dramatic sign provided by God to warn the world that the world is on the threshold of Judgment Day.”

So says Mr. Harold Camping, and he’s only been wrong once about the onset of End Times!

With Judgment Day imminent, Mr. Camping wants you to abandon the churches.  But not his coffers.  Have you made your recurring credit card donation to his Judgment Day Hedge Fund yet?  Agents are standing by to process your credit card transaction over the phone.  Most major cards accepted.  Hurry, time is running out!

Related:

* God created marriage equality to signal Judgment Day on May 21, 2011

* T minus 100 days till the Rapture!

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38 Days Till Toast Time

Thirty-eight days until the Rapture!  There’s no doubt it’s coming because “The world-wide success of the Gay Pride/Same Sex Marriage movement is a dramatic sign provided by God to warn the world that the world is on the threshold of Judgment Day.”

So says Mr. Harold Camping, and he’s only been wrong once about the onset of End Times!

With Judgment Day imminent, Mr. Camping wants you to abandon the churches.  But not his coffers.  Have you made your recurring credit card donation to his Judgment Day Hedge Fund yet?  Agents are standing by to process your credit card transaction over the phone.  Most major cards accepted.  Hurry, time is running out!

Related:

* God created marriage equality to signal Judgment Day on May 21, 2011

* T minus 100 days till the Rapture! (more…)

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