Late Night: Pouting Baby Doesn’t Understand Why Bow Tie Boy Hired Mrs. Ginni T
Pouting Baby is talking to us again. — JW
Why do people keep hiring Mrs. Ginni T? All the people that Mrs. Ginni T used to work for got a lot of attention that they didn’t want when Common Bob pointed out that Creepy Clarence hadn’t been reporting her income for 20 years. Partly because of that and partly because she embarrassed Creepy Clarence and the Kochtopus brothers when she tried to make Professor Hill apologize, it was starting to look like nobody wanted Mrs. Ginni T to work for them.
She has been hired by Tucker Carlson’s “The Daily Caller,” a web magazine that seeks to answer the question, “will people read literally any bullshit at all if we call it ‘conservative’ and occasionally throw in some sexism and homophobia?” Thomas will be a “special correspondent” for the Caller, which means she will “interview key political and community leaders — from high-profile politicians to grassroots activists — with a focus on listening to those outside the Beltway.”
Thomas could use the work, I guess. Her Tea Party group asked her to take a backseat due to the constant negative publicity and scrutiny her presence and activities invited. (Like, for example, the fact that she was actively working to fight a law that her husband will probably eventually have to rule on, as a member of the Supreme Court. And also her husband just lied about her income on his financial disclosure forms, every year, because there was never any chance of any negative consequences for his actions, which is something of a pattern in his professional career.) So she quit and started a lobbying firm that didn’t do anything. As long as Thomas is kept busy she may be less likely to call people her husband sexually harassed years ago and ask for apologies.
Mrs. Ginni T, from The Drunk Caller to The Daily Caller.
PS Mommy, what’s a Jimmer?