Drunk Dialing For Dollars
Ginny Thomas, the sad drunken lumpen-wife of serial masturbator and judge guy Clarence Thomas, has landed yet another wingnut welfare job… if you can call working for Tucker Carlson’s big boy school newspaper a “job”.
As The Daily Caller’s special correspondent, Thomas will interview key political and community leaders — from high-profile politicians to grassroots activists — with a focus on listening to those outside the Beltway.”
Interviews will all begin with a slurring Ginny asking her subject, “Did you fuck my husband? Did you fuck my husband? Why do you want to fuck my husband?” followed by uncontrollable weeping, the clink of ice cubes shifting in her highball glass and, eventually, snoring with occasional whimpering.