Advertisements For Myself: The Zieglering
For some reason C-list media site Mediaite continues to give intertube space to F-list douchebag and Sarah Palin online-stalker/boyfriend John Ziegler, whereupon Ziegler takes the opportunity to promote and attempt to sell his 2010 election DVD’s which are stacked up all over the place in his sad and depressing bachelor pad/sex palace/weekly-rate-available studio apartment.
This time Ziegler fleshes out his DVD sales pitch with a cursory attempt to explain to us why Kathleen Parker is living Parker/Spitzer. Two sentences in:
About three months ago, I predicted that CNN’s Parker/Spitzer show was “not long for this world.” I made this hardly earth-shattering prediction just after I appeared on the program to discuss the national rerelease of my documentary, “Media Malpractice… How Obama Got Elected and Palin was Targeted,” where I confronted Kathleen Parker about her role in the “assassination” of Sarah Palin during the 2008 election cycle.
I think that Ziegler has not yet come to terms with the fact that not everyone wants to fuck loves Sarah Palin, but this doesn’t stop him from pointing out that BECAUSE OF HIS AWESOMELY DEVASTATING MUST-CREDIT-JOHN-ZIEGLER DVD (that nobody wants to see or buy as either a gag gift or novelty coaster), lamestream media Palin-haters are watching their careers crash and burn like the average John Ziegler blind date:
There is also an interesting secondary element to Parker’s demise which might make media pundits a little more hesitant to attack Sarah Palin. Since the 2008 election, many of her biggest media critics have found themselves out of a job. Keith Olbermann, Rick Sanchez, David Shuster, Alan Colmes, Campbell Brown, John Roberts, Larry King, Harry Smith and Parker are all prominently mentioned in my documentary and all of them have been let go from TV jobs since Obama got elected.
Coincidence? Perhaps, though I have no doubt that if the media wanted to create a narrative here there would be more than enough data to justify it. Regardless, if Chris Matthews is smart, he might want to be careful.
Sarah Palin is the new Voldemort: She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-Unless-It-Is-A-Tongue-Bath.